Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

Dil bhi tumhara, ja bhi tumhari,asma bhi tumhara, ye jami bhi tumhari,jitne chahe massege karo mere dost ,mobil bhi tumhara,ye inbox bhi tumhari. Aish karo

Pyaaar To Jaaan Humne sirf Tumhi se kiyaa he..

wah wah ..

Pyaar to jaaan humne sirf tumhi se kiyaa he..
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wah wah ..

ACP : Ye natak band karo . aur chup chap bolo . ye khoon kisne kiya he ?

Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning

Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning

Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai
Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning

Umr kya kru nadan h meri,Sabko pyar dena pahchan h meri, Apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo,Dil ko repair krne ki dukan h meri..Charges apply

Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta ha
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah


koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..

Mehek munni ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se munni badnaam nahi hoti,
Muccho k sath ho agar kala chasma,
to zindgi chulbul pande se kam nahi hoti.

Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,
Dost pe apni jindagee waar du,
Jab tera message nahi milata to,
Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.

Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro,

Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro,

Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me,

Barabri
"Baadshaho"
Se Kiya Na Karo.

Sitare Nikalte H Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek Msg Krke Record Bnaye

Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h
career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h
jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h
use ENGINERING kahte h

Apki msg na krne ki adaa dil ko bha gayi, hme b balance ki kimat samaj
Aa Gyi
Socha Apko msg na karu, par kambakt apki Pyari c hasi yaad Aa Gyi

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise

ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise?

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai
Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai

Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai

Hum Ko Yun Paagal Banana Chor Do

Bewajha stanna Choor Do

Tumhari to khushbo b Ajeeb

C lagti ha…

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Tum
Bartan Walay Saabun Sy Nahana Choor Do.,,,;

Aaj Mousam Me Ajeeb Si Baat Hai
Bekabu Se Hue Hamare Jazbat Hai,
Jee Chahta Hai Aapko Chura Lu Aap Hi Se,
Par Mummy Kahti Hai Chori Karna Paap He

Samander mila tu barish ko bhol gaye^

Daulat mili tu sab ko bhol gaye…,

baray ajeeb hain yah dunya wale…,

SHEELA mili tu MUNNi ko bhol gaye^

Palko Me Sapno Ko Aane Do
Apno Ki Yaad Me Thoda Kho Jane Do
Agr Hote Ho Disturb Mere MSG Se
To Just Chill Yar Thoda Disturb B Ho Jane do

meri khusi par kiska pehra hai...jane kis ummed pe dil thehra hai...!!
jise pukar rhe the sadiyon se hum...aj pata chala vo behra hai....!!

Rickshe wale ne Arz Kia He-Dil Jala Rha Hu Kismt Azma Rha HuDil jla rha hu kismt azma rha huKhub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike PeIsliye Aj Ricksha Chala Rha hu.

Dil u Kisi pe aata nahi
Pyar U Hi Kisi se Kiya Jata nahi

Pyar Kiya to Dard To Hoga hi

Q ki

YE Dard Moov Se b Jata nahi.

Arz kiya Hai,Paani Ke Bina Tu Tatti Dho Nahin Sakti,AurMere Siva Tu Kisi Aur Ki Ho Nahin sakti

Nahi Ab Hum Apke Raste Me Kabhi Nhi Ayenge
Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge
Hum To Rehte Hai Chote Se Shehar Me
Hum 14 Tike Kaha Se Lagvayenge

Apne Dost Par
Itna Kyu Zulm Karte Ho

Apne Dost Par
Itna Kyu Zulm Karte Ho

Khawabo Me B Aate Ho To..

Apne Pure Pariwaar Ko Saath Laate Ho

CID Special
Garmio Ke Mausam Me Je Bhar K Pani KheLo
Garmio Ke Mausam Me Je Bhar K Pani KheLo
ACP Pradyuman Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo

Najron se najre mila kar to dekho
meri yad me anshu baha k to dekho
SMS kiya phone v krunga.. Bas ek baar mera mobile recharje kara k to dkho

Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
Wah.. Wah..
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani.
New maggi cup mania..
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..

BF 2 GF- Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya

Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya

main potty karne baitha si, te pant kholna bhul gaya

Tum mujse naraj ho ker , Kya mahobbat karne ki saja de rahi h.
Tere Isqe ki dariya me duba hoon, Aur tu kinare baith k maja le rahi h.

Duniye me jeene ko pyar chahiye
ma-baap, bhai-behen ka dular chahiye
Par school se bachne ka to 1hi tareeka he
Yaha har din Ravivar chahiye.

mai tumhare liye sab kuch karta par mughe jukham tha

mai tumhare liye sab kuch karta par mughe kam tha

mai tumhare liye dub ke marta par mughe jukham tha