Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 29

Subah yaad aaye tumhe miss kiya, Dopahar yaad aaye bahut miss kiya..Sham yaad aaye dil skip kiya, jab baat jaan pe aayi SMS kiya.

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,


Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,

Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

Door hai par milne ki aas hai, mann ko her pal tera ehsaas hai,
hazaar hai apne per tu kuch khaas hai, jayada imotinal hone ki zarurat nahi kyoki yeh sab bakwas hai.

Arz Kiya Hai..
Main bhi Tere Liye TAJ MAHAL Banaaunga...
Main bhi Tereliye TAJ MAHAL Banaaunga..
1 cup Subha aur 1 cup Shaam ko Pilaunga.

Tumhara samne itne items hain
kabhi hamain bhi pick karo
hamaray pyar k icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo

hawaye madmast hai mausam bhi aashikana hai,
aur bandar bhi sms padh raha hai kya educative zamana hai.

hamne socha sayad hum hi chahate hain aapko,per apko chahane waalon ka to kafila nikla, dil ne kaha chal sikayat kar khuda se, par wo khuda bhi aapko chahane waala nikla.

Chand par apka naam likhne ko ji chahta hai,
chand par apka naam likhne ko ji chahta hai, p
ar kya karun kambakht ye khyal hi dopahar ko aata hai...!

Aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaye galib
Wah wah… kya sher bole galib
Bhag gai public phas gaya galib

Dua Jo muje bhool jaye
Uska mobile toot jaye
Charger jal jaye
Uski Sim block ho jaye
Missed call kre to receive ho jaye
Card load kre to balance e naa aaye

aasman me kali ghata chhayi hai
aaj fir principal se maar khayi hai
kahti hai sudher jao
pr galti meri nhi madam aaj fir pataka ban kr ayi hai

Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se G
ulab Dena Chahta
Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali

is dil ne ek buri aadat laga rakhi hai, aanke mobile screen par teeka rakhi hain, kasur to humara he hai busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai.

Manzil k tarf badte chalo jo dil kahe us rah ko chuno.
Piche walo ko aage nah jane do,
jo age hai unse age niklo
Tab tum achche RIKSHAWALA Ho.

Koi Ghum Nahi Magar DiL Udaas Hai,
Tujh Se Koi Kaam Nahi Magar Ek Aas Hai,
Bohat Hain Apne Magar Tu Bohat Khas Hai,
Zyada Emotional Mat Hona Uper Sab Bakwaas Hai.. ; )

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,

Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,

Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Bhool gaye ya bhulana chathe ho

Door kar dia ya jana chathe ho

Aazma lia ya aazmana chathe ho

Ek sms to kar do mere dear

Ya abhi or wait karwana chathe ho

raat gehri hai darr bhi sakte hai
hum jo kehte hai kar bhi sakte hai
aap jo ruthe to itna bhi na socha
hum to pagal hai mar bhi sakte hai

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Mujhay Jala Daina, Ya Dafna Daina
Martay Waqt Aik Ghont “Pepsi” Pila Daina
Main Taj Mahal Nahin Mangta Yaaro
Bas Meri Kabar Kay Saath Aik “Girls Hostel” Banwa Daina…

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

Har kisi ki alag pehchan hoti hai,lekin humare sms ki apani hi shaan hoti hai,har kisi ko nahi karte hum sms par jisko bhi karte hai usme humari jan hoti h.

machhar bola insaan se,mat maro hame jaan se,jang chid jayegi dushmani badh jayegi,
mana ke aap me junoon hai, hamari ragon me bhi to aapka hi khoon hai.

Arz hai-Roothe hai aise wo humse..
jaise hum unko mana lege....
Itna waqt kaun barbad kare...
itne me to hum DOOsra pata lenge....

jindagi bin GF ke eisi hoti hai
jaise bin pani ki pani puri hoti hai
kahin mann nahi lagta kya kare zalim,
jise pakdo kisi ki mangtar to kisi ki gharwali hoti hai.

A student-asman me Kali ghata chayi he,Aj fir Principal se mar khai hai,sb kehte he sudhar ja,pr meri galti nhi,Madam Aj fir RAKHI SAWANT Bankar aai hai.

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khyal ata hai
ki ladkiyan kyun itni kismatwali hoti hai
ladko ki poketmoney ki pyasi hoti hai
gori ho ya ho kali sab BOY FRIEND wali hoti hai.

Na Papa K Maar Se, Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se, Na Chapplo K Bochar Se,
Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge Sirf 'RAKHI' K Tyohar Se.

Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.

Woh Ruth Kar Kehti Hai Hum Se
Tumhrra To Mel Jol Mehanga Ho Gaya Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Arey Petrol Mehanga Ho Gaya He..