Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 30

Sab yaad tumhi ko karte hai,
Tumhaare aane ki aahat se bhi darte hai,
Na jeete hai na marte hai,
Aap hame please bataane ki… koshish kare,
Aap snaan kyon nahi karte hai.

Mujhe jala dene ya dafna dena.jab mar jau 1 ghut whisky mere hoto pe laga dena,Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaro,Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel bana dena.

hoslo se kaam lena chahiye,
gum main bhi muskurana chahiye,
saat din main agar na jay khujli
to 8ve din jaroor nahana chahiye.

Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.

aarzu me tere diwane ho gay,
tujhe dost banate banate aur begaane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek sms is naacheez ko,
teri bhi bakwaas padhe zamaane ho gaye..

Dosti K Geet Gayen Gay
Ham ,


Apni Dunya Basaaen Gay Ham,


Jo Diye Bujh Gaey Hawaaon Se,


Un Ko Bech Kar,


PHiLiPS K BULB Layen Gay HUM.

Woh Aate Hai Par Manse Nahi,

Wo Chahte To Hai Par Manse Nahi,

Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Wo Pyar Nai Karte,

Wo Karte Hai Par Humse Nahi…

Kya kare na kare kuch samaj na aye
Batana chyahate hai phir v Batana na paye
Ajabsi mushkil hai aye khuda kya kare
Teri surat dekhe too laash bhi jinda hoo jaye

Uski nazr meri tarf thi,

Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,

Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,

Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya

Ae Khuda tu Ishq na karna
Varna tu pachtayega.
Hum to mar ke tere paas aate he
Lakin tu kaha Jayega

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

dosti ki hai humne
aye dost tere liye marte rahenge
yaad karna nhi chhodte
yamraj k phone se bhi sms karte rahenge

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Har jis mein mumtaaz hai,har us dil ki chahat ek TAJ hai,Mere aur tere liye yeh sab bakvaas hai,Kyunki har pal badalti teri meri mumtaaz hai.

Har gali fulo se saja k rakhi hai, har darvaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai. Na jane kis darvaje se aaoge tum, isliye har ladki ko ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi ay dost
ke tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?

MASJID ME AJAAN BHI KAR LETA HOON ,
MANDIR ME PAATH BHI KAR LETA HOON ,
KAHI INSAAN SE KHUDA NA BAN JAOON ,
IS LIYE THODE PAAP BHI KAR LETA HOON ...

Thandi Hawa Me Mausm Ka Dhyan Rakhna
Apni Ye Dosti Kayam Rakhna,
Dosti Ki Mahek Zarur Aayegi,
Bus Tum Apni Nak Saf rakhna,
Happy Winter.

koee gam nahi phir bhi mann udas h, yu to bahut h apne par tu khass hai, jayada emotional mat ho ye sb to bakvass hai

Apne Pyar ki shuruat Ho Jayegi,
Kabhi didar Kabhi Baat ho jayegi,
Sochta Hu Sabji Ki Dukan Khol Lu,
Aap Bazar Aaogi to Mulakat Ho Jayegi

Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi.

Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane

dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane

hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main

ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??

ishq ka jisko khwab aa jata hai ,waqt samjho khrab aa jata hai,mahboob aaye ya na aaye, pr taare ginne ka hisab aa jata hai....

apne dushman ko nahi samjate hai kam
nahi manaate jindgi me kabhi gum
chahe ho jaye jindgi khatam
isi liye msgon k baadshah hai hum

Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,
Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.
Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,
Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.

Kya tum b ajeeb ho
mere dil k kitne kareeb ho
Na milte ho na sms karte ho
kya tum mujh se jadah gareeb ho!!!!

Zubaan khamosh hote hain jab tum samne aati ho,
Dil zor-zor se dhadakta hai jab nigahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskurate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo daraane chali aati ho.

Jane kia act kerte ho,

direct dil pe effect kerte ho,

hum zalim tum pe marte hain,

aur tum dosron ko select kerte ho

Kya halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko aadat ho gai hai paise bachane ki,
Sms to company ne kab ke sastey kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badalti chillar bachaney ki.

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De
Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de