Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 34

Buhat stupid ho tum m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum m sure 100%

FACE PE AP KE GAJAB KI SMILE HAI,
SUNA HAI AP KE PAS EK MOBILE HAI
AUR USKE INBOX ME MASGE KI MOTI SI FILE HAI,
PHIR BHI SMS NAHI KARTE EH KAUN SA STYLE HAI

tumne paa kar bhi na pa sake hum,
tumhe choone ko chaha par choo na sake hum,
itni badboo aati hai tumhare paas se kabhi nahaa to liya karo.......

Phool hun gulaab ka,
chameli ka mat samajhnaa,
Aashiq hun aapka,
apni saheli ka mat samajhna.”

Chand ka mizaaj be teray jaisa hai

jub

Dekhnay ki tamana hoti hai nazar nai aata.

Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Qayamat k Din jb Apka Mobile check kia jye ga,
To Sab se ziada Sms Hamare honge.

Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane.
Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane.
Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me,
yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane.

BREAKING NEWS..
Bazar-e-Hussun Mein Aag lag gayee,
Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne
Aag per qabooo pa liya,
Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka

Arz kiya he
Mehfil me kahi hamare jute kho gae 2 ghar kaise jayenge
Humne kaha
Aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge k gine nhi jayenge

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Jab tak hum jiya karengye
Aap ko yaad kiya karengye
Agar mar bhi gaye to kya hoga
Daro mat hum faristoin ke mobile se sms kiya karengye

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

waada app kar gaye ke aaoge khwab mein
mare khusi ke neend na ayee to hum kya karen!!

Aap ko mile khusiyon ke sare rang,
Jevan mey bhar jaye umang tarang,
Ley chalo hamey bhi apne sang,
Nahi dalenge rang me bhang.

Arz Hai -
Jo Asani se mile wo hai gam
Jo muskil se mile wo hai RUM
Jo kissi kissi ko mile woh hai dum
Jo sirf naseeb walon ko mile wo hain HUM.

Tumsa koi zamane me hua
To rab say shikayat hogi...
Ek to jhela nahi jaata...
Doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.....

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

shayari shuru karne se pehle jutte kho gaye,
wo bole-ab hum ghar kaise jaayenge,hum bole-aap shayari shuru to kijye itne aayenge ki aap sambhal bhi na payenge

Pyar na kare vo Dil kis kaam ka,

Dosti na kare vo Dost kis kaam ka.

Ye Dibba to sub lekar ghumte hai per,

Jo SMS na kare uska mobile kis kam ka

koi kahe tere liye ghar banaun
koi kahe tere liye taj mahal banaun
main tere liye kuch nhi bna sakta kyonki me berojgar kahlaun

Yaad aayenge SMS ki tarah,
Dil bus jayenge ringtone ki tarah,
Pyar kabhi kam na hoga balance ki tarah,
Bas aap busy mat rahna Network ki tarah...

Aao! Batao'n Me Tumhai'n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;

Arz kia hai ab to zindagi ka maksad hai unhe apnana
Wah wah !!
ab to zindagi ka maksad hai unhe
apnana
Wah wah !!
A for Apple to B For Banana!!!

kitana pyara muskura lete ho.
kitani asani se apna bana lete ho.
Itani kaise nibha lete ho..
kisi se sikha hai ya..
sirf meri nakal utar lete ho..

Jindagi muskilon aur tufano se bhari hai..
aga thokar lage to himmat mat hariyega..
fir se khara ho jaiyega aur chillake boliyega..
"dhakka kisane mara be"

Kitana kamjor ho chuka hun uski judai se..

kitana kamjor ho chuka hun uski judai se..


ki khatamal bhi utha le jate hai mujhe charpayi se..

Khus ho tum to khusi meri ho.
Rowo agar tum to ankhe nam meri ho.
Ai dost hamari dosti itani gahari ho.
ki sarak ke us par tum mar khao
Aur galati meri ho

Dosti ke har wadon ko nibhate rahenge
ham har waqt apko mar khawate rahege
Dua karana hamari umar lambi ho
Warana.mar gaye to bhut bankar uhi darate rahenge

Tor bina suna mor jiwan ke bagiya..
Tor bina suna mor jiwan ke bagiya..
aik tehi mor gulab jamun.
baki sab gugula bhajiya..pitu

Hamane unki yad men..
jindagi gujar diya..
par o nahi aye aaj tak...
jise hamne rupaye udhar diya....