Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 33

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,

mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,

dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,

par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Log kehte hain ladkiyan
zindagi hoti hain maut nahi.
Magar wo ye kyun bhool jate hain
K dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai,maut nahi.

Ishq ka imtihan aasan nahi,
pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi,
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein,
ye sirf lamhe 2 lamhe ka kaam nahi,

Mujhe pata hai Aap bahut bizzi hain,
bahot nahi par thode se crazzi hain.
maana ke milna bahut mushkil hai,
Par mobile pe sms karna to bahut Eazzy hai

Gazab ka nakhra,
Ajeeb si style hai,
message bhi nahi karte,
aur kahte hai pass mobile hai,
besahrmi ki hadd to dekho padhkar bhi inke chehre pe smile hai!

PANI MAIN VISKEE MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN RUM MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN BRANDY MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
KUCH TU HAI SAALA PANI MAIN HE GURBAR HAI

Zara se ‘cell’ mein de jagah tu,
Zara se ‘inbox’ le saja tu,
Zara se ’sent items’ mein ja tu,
Zara se ‘balance’ le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bepanah

ma tu maqtal ma bhi muqadar ka sikandar nikla
qura fal ka aksar mery nam nikla
sher walon ki muhabbat ka main qail hoon buhat
ma nay jiss hath ko chooma wahi khajar nikla

kimti palon ko yhi na gavana,
haste rahna ro kar hame na rulana,
hum yaad hai aapko itna hi kafi hai,
kavi vul v jao to plz hume na bhulana......

kahi andhere to kahi sham hogi,
meri har kushi tere nam hogi,
kuch mang k to dekh humse dost...
bijli,panni,mobile k bill aur karz me dubi propety tere nam hogi.

Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,

apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,

hum roz kahan say naye msgs bhejen,

hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Arz kiya hai :
Ke Ruthi hai aise wo humse jaisehum sach me use mana lenge...
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me to dusri pata lenge..... wah wah....

Aashiqo Ke Marne Pe Kfan Bhi Nhi Milta,
Or Hasinao Ke Marne Pe Tajmahal Bnta Hai.

Ishq nahi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye,
Kaha aag ka dariya hai kaha duub kar jana hai,
Jab bhi kare dil mahboob se milne ka,
Bas mobile phone uthana hai

jis pal khuda ne aapko banaya hoga ,
hazaro bar dekha hoga,
lakho bar nihara hoga,
sar ko khujaya hoga,
or fir ek bar jarur socha hoga
majak majak me aachi cheej b

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

aasma me tum ho,
pani me tum ho, zamin me tum ho,
hawa me tum ho,
dil me tum ho,
dhadkan me tum ho,
dettol vale thik hi kehte he

kitanu har jjagah hote he

Khush Naseeb hein aap k hum aap ki dosti ko itni shiddat se chatay hein
Warna hum to woh sakhsiyat hein jo khwaab mein bhi appointment le kar aate hein

Daru pio to aankhe lal,


Mehndi lagao to haath lal,


Kiss kro to lips lal,


Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,


Bach gaye to jio mere lal.

Zindgi badi udaas hai,
Mujhe lagi pyaas hai!
Mujhe duniya se na aas hai,
Mujhe khelna taash hai!
Cow khati grass hai,
Sir fod dungi jisne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai

Bahot khubsurat ho tum.. . .
Khudko duniya k nazar se bachake rakho.. .
Aankho mein sirf kajal hi kafi nahi.. . .
Gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latka ke rakho..

Phool insanon se zyada khubsurat hote hain


Lekin kuch insaan phulon se zyada khubsurat hote hain


Jaise ki

AAP

Mujhe hi dekh lo!!!

Tum chale gaye to
baag se titilya chali gyi
phool murjha gye
patte jhad gye
ab or mat satao
garden me pani dene aajao mali kaka.

Bolo aaj aapko kya uphar du,
Dosti chahiye ya jaan waar du,
Gulab ka guldasta ya frari car du,
Itne de kaam na chala loge ya 2-4 gappe aur maar du.

kas apni fealing bhi sms ki tarah hoti
To aapke gam recive kar lete
apni khusi apko send kar dete
apki narajgi delete kar karte
Aur aapki yad save kar lete

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo,
is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo

Morning time se inbox khali hai mera,
thodi si to yaro sharam karlo

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana

DiL Ki Raho k yaar ho Tum
Mohbbat Ki fiza-o-bahar ho Tum
Meri dubti Naw ki patwar ho Tum
Bas itna bata Do
Kis PAGAL KHANE se Farar ho Tum

Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega

Khuda salamat rakhay tumhe warna,
Bandar ki tarah uchal kood kon karega