Hindi Facebook Status Wishes and Status Messages

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ?#?Asha?
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P
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Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payange hum ,
Bas yahi ek waada nibha payange hum ,
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin ,
Tera naam dil se na mita payange hum …

Na Pooch Teri Judai Ke Lamhy Maine Kaise Betaye,
Pani Mai Sirf Exle Mila Ker Straw Se Bulbuley Banaye.

Wo mud mud ke Humhe dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud ke humhe dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na humhe..

Woh dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye !
Woh khushi hi kya jo hothon par rah jaye !!
Kabhi to samjho meri khamoshi ko !
Woh baat hi kya jo lafz aashani se kah jaye …

What is Real Love?
So i tell u a sweet Love Story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun ke chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh ke gulab ne v usse kaha ke wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's #TrueLove.

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi....

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta,
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta,
Are yaha Marne ki baat to door rahi,
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta…

Jaane kyu log hamein aajmate hain,
Kuch pal saath rehne ke baad door chale jaate hain,
Sach hi kehte hain log sagar ke milne ke baad,
Log baarish ko bhul jaate hain…

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wo sala mere #Status #LIKE nahi karta tha
abb tumaha kya hoga...... hahaha....

Golden words by hitler :
If u can't fly, Run.
If u can't run, Walk
If u can't walk , Crawl
But keep on going...
Wo to theek hai,,,. par jaana Kahaan hai ?

Maine jo socha woh kabhi paya nahi ,
Chahkar bhi mai usko bhool paya nahi ,,
Chahta to tha mai usko apnana ,
Par maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi …

Apni girlfriend ki shadi mein ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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khana accha ho to Mohababt bhi feeki
lagti hai..

Zindagi bhut kuch sikhati hai,
Thoda rulati hai thoda hasati hai,
Khud se jyda kisi pe bharosa mat karna,
Kyunki andhere mai to parchai bhi sath chod jaati hai…

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho...

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ??

Crush.. ?? No! .

Crish.. ?? No! .

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar! . . . .
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai 'TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE, kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani ban kar,
Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni ban kar,
Basa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me,
Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se paani ban kar… :(

Ye Ishq walo ki kismat buri hoti hai,
Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai,
Kahi bhi dekh lena Azmakar,
Sacche pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti hai…

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai…

Zindagi Nahin Humein Doston Se Pyaari,
Doston Ke Liye Haazir Hai Jaan Hamaari,
Aankhon Mein Hamaari Aansoon Hai To Kya,
Jaan Se Bhi Pyaari Hai Muskaan Tumhaari…

Jazbaat-e-ishq nakaam na hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam na hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhen badnaam na hone denge..

Zindagi bahut kuch sikhati hai,
Thoda rulati hai thoda hasati hai,
Khud se jyda kisi pe bharosa mat karna,
Kyunki andhere mai to parchai bhi sath chod jaati hai…

Find someone who will change your life,
not just your relationship status…
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I used to wonder what it was like to read
people’s minds but now that
I have a Facebook account, I’m over it…
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There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the
morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy
myself as best I can on FaceBook.