Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 26

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female

G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

Premika:Kya Baat Hai?Bahut Udas Lag Rahe Ho?
Premi:Maine Abhi Bhaut Hi Karunamay Book Padhi He
Prmk:Kaunsi Book?
Premi:Bank Ki Pass Book.

GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte

Pati=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.

1baar Snta paise jama krne Bank gya

Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do

Snta-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu,fata karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?...

Socho Agar Aap kisi Ldki ko kahe
"I LOVE U"
Or
Wo vo palat ke aapkO apna mobile Nmbr De deto Aap Is ko kya kahenge
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"KHWAAB"..

1 Man To 2 Man: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
2 Man: maine galti se use bola tha ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"

father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin

Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam nikAl aaye to
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga

Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag
Gayi . . . 3 Din Baad Wapis
Aai

Baap (Ghusse Se): Ab Kya Lene
Aai Ho ? ? ?

Larki: Patli Pin Wala Charger . . .;-):-*;-)

Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
"I Miss U"
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
"I Student U"

Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??

Beta-paper dene aya hu.

Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.

Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena

GOLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

a black boy was crying and saying to his buffalo - y i m so black everyone teases me
buffalo - "tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana

light chali gayi


beta-papa torch do na

baap-le,padega kya?

beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin

Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??

Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He..

baap bete ki galti pe-gadha
beta-papa tension not sab khete hai mai aap pe gaya huin

Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata.
Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..

mom-sweety time kya hua?

sweety-mom clock kharab hai, torch do mobile mai dekh ke batati huin

BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..

School Me Aag Lag Gyi
Sb Bache Khush Thay K Ab Skul Nhi Aana Padega Pr 1 Bacha Udaas Tha
Sir-BetaWhy R U Sad?
Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bache

Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..