Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 55

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki zarurat hi kya he?

yOUNG AND SEXY GIRL GOES TO DOCTOR WITH MOM.

GIRL - CHECKUP KRANA HAI.

DOCTOR - SARE KAPDE UTAR KE WAWHAN LET JAO.

GIRL - MERA NAHI, MUMMY KA KRAWNA HAI.

DOCTOR - MATAJI JEEBH DIKHAO. :-)

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati



Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?



Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??

1ladki jo use dil se pyar kare

1ladki jo usko khush rakhe

1ladki jo use hasati rahe

or tino ladkiyn kabhi 1dusre se na mile.:

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Cutest question of d week !
Kid: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom: nahi to!
Kid: to phir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."
Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"
Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON”

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.
banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte
Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.

THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.

Vada kar?.

Roz ?POTTI? dhone tu ayega. . . . . .

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

Taxi driver to
Sindhi passenger :
”Sir, taxi ke brakes fail
ho gaye hain
Kya karoon.?”
Sindhi passenger :
”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”.

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

1000 Pages ki book kitne din main padhi ja sakti hai? WRITER-6 MNTH, DOCTOR-2 MNTHS,LAWYER-1 MNTHS, ENGINEER-PEHLE YE BATAO EXAM KAB H, RATO RAAT NIPTA DENGE.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan.

santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha snta ne naya sim kharid kar use msg kia mene wo sim band kar diya hai ab tera baap bhi muje tang nahi kar sakata

Larki apni Dadi se:
Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen...


DADI:
Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

Santa's daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gyi.

Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya...par thi wo najoomi

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st
Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kaha G Nai Mai Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha
Final Dkhne Aya Hu

Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Santa: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo.. ;-)