Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 52

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)"O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?

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Guess
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Collingwood..

Ek budiya Ek bache se:
Soja DIPLOMA Soja!
Padosan:
Aapne use DIPLOMA Q?
kaha?
Bu:
Meri Beti College se
DIPLOMA lene Bombay gyi
thi,
Ye leke aayi hai.

Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka "K" To Ata Nahi Hai
Vakil Kyu Bane?
Ab Kya Karoge?
Pappu-Judge Banunga

Santa-kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta-Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa-BV ko akela chod dia
Banta-Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnao

RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho
To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio'n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi

RAAZ Apne Dost Ki Qabar P Gya

Or Haal Chaal Pucha
Qabar Se Aawaz N Aayi

RAAZ Qabar P Likh K Chala Aaya K

AISA KROGE TO KON AAYEGA

RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai
Tere Dost ki Death ho gai hai

Tu Gaya Kyu Nai?

Sanat-Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the

Gues

Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha

AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA

RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha

film me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi

RAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or
Teri Shrt Fati He
Papu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge
RAAZ-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh
Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hy
Tchr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?
R-"LADY DOCTOR"

Agar Kabi Aapko 100Rs Mile To Apni Neeyat Ko Kharab Mat Kro

Balki

Un Paiso se Kisi Karibi Dukan se Mere Mobile Pe

Recharze Karao

Thanks

Thank u

Thank u

Very Very Much

Thanks a Lot

Thank u s Much 4 Reading My
"WASTE MSGS "

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..

1-Aap ki yaad

Jo buhot aati hai

2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

RAAZ-Mai tum se Shadi karna chahta hu
GIRL-dear mai tum se badi hu pure 1 Saal
RAAZ-koi baat nhi hai mai 1 saal baad shadi kar lunga

Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bahut
Tang
Huye
To

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL...

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha

Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya

Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-

"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya
FARAZ-Wo kese?
RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..

Museebat Mai Ho to
Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega..
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Balki
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Ye Socho Ke

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega

Santa-Jabse ye homogiri legal ho gayi hai mai bahut pareshan hu..
Banta-why..?
Santa-Arre, kya pata mera nalaayak beta kal BAHU layega ya JAMAAI..?

Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nazara nazr ata hai

Larky ka dost bola:
zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai

Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ?

Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,
jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.

Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte Hai

RAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya

Aur Bola-
Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega