Hindi Urdu Wishes and Status Messages

Har dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Har Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humari.
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Baat Baat pay jo rooth jatey hain,
Un say kaho k haath anjaney main choot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
ki Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain.

Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us ki Hamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.

In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad dost mil jayen Aap ko Hum se bhi ache
Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena..

ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai, ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai, mante hai hum jinhe manzil apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.

Truth Of The Life :- Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai, Aur Log samjhte hai k Hum Samjhdar ho Gaye hain…

Baat Baat pe jo rooth jatey hain,
Unse kaho ke haath anjaane mein choot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
Ki Hanste Hanste bhi Dil toot jate hain.

An old Indian women slips on ice & falls She cries 'Hai meri kismat'
A foreigner walks past & says 'Hi, merry christmas to yu too' =P xP

yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi, kitni haseen hain ye pal intizar ki.
sochte hain hume tum kab milogi, milke sikwa saari humse karogi.
maasum lage mujhe har baate teri, muskurade u banalu apni zindagi.

Hum chahay kitna hi hosla kyoun na rakhtay hon Kitnay hi ansoo kyoun na chupa saktay hon Par hum par ZINDAGI aisa waqt zaroor lati hai Jub hum chahtay hain ke koi humara hath thaam lay Aur humari ankhon main dekh kar kahay!!!Main Tumhare Sath Hon.

pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai :))

kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote, aaj unko sunkar ye aansu na aaye hote, agar is tarah bhul jaana hi tha, to itni gehrai se dil mein samaaye na hote..

Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai or mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai lekin furq sirf itna hai k sharab ka nasha sula deta hai or muhabat ka nasha rula deta hai.

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
-Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

Arzoo honi chahiye kisi ko yaad kerne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain, wakt hona chahiye kisi ke saath guzarne ke lia, bahane to apne app bun jate hain.

Bheed main kharay rehna asaan hai,Magar Is main tanha kharay rehna bohat mushkil hai.

Hath ki unglion pe tasbeeh parhne waley ko kabhi heart attack nai hoga. Qk unglion k hilne se =DIL= Ko takat milte hai.

Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi.
Yaad Apki Aati Rahegi.
Pal Pal Jaan Jaati Rehegi.
Jab Tak Jism Mai Hai Jaan.
Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi.

Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai… Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai… Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai… Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!

Unki ek aankh itni khubsorat thi.. Wah Wah!Unki ek aankh itni khubsorat thi! Wahwah!ki unki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!!

Ek MAA se kisi ne pucha k ” ap k qadmo talay jannat hoti he jo k MAA ki azmat ki nishani he agr ap ko kaha jay k is k badly ap kuch mango to ap kia mango gi?” MAA ne boht khubsurat jwab dia k “Me apni betiyon ka nasib apne hath se likhna chahti hun.

Aapki yaad jab bhi aati hai, muskrahat khud ba khud chali aati hai. Tanhaiyo me ek hee to asra hai, tum ho na paas to kya, tumhari yaaden to sath hai.

Koi door hai to koi pass hai
yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai
hum-tum door hain to kya hua?
Apni dosti ki yaaden to hamesha apne sath hain.

AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?
PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA....:)

khuda kare ki pyar me kisi ka dil na toote, jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe, rota hai dil aur toot jate hain sapne, ankhon ke aansoo bhi nahin hote hain apne.

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams why did you not take him to the hospital? doctor replies because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

AIK PIYARI BAAT Jabb Kissi Ka KhaLoos Dekho Toh Uss Ki Qaddar Karo AUR Jabb Kissi Ki Nafratt Dekho Toh Apnay KhaLoos Say Mita Do.

Koi tumhara dil dukhaye to naraz na hona Q k ye qudrat ka Qanun hai K jis darakht k pas ziyada metha phal hota he Usey log ziada PATHR marte hn…!

Her dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Her Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad karna Aadat hai hamari.

College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai, Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai, Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai, Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai.