Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 137

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!

Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:'AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA'!!

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...

Mere pyare dost,



























































ye tum



















































































paglo ki tarah kya dhoond rahe ho kuch nahi hai !

Kisiko mohabbat ki sachai mar dalegi, kisiko mohabbat ki gehrai mar dalegi, kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega, jo bach gaya use tanhai mar dalegi.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele.bhai ka khopdi bot tight he bol nikalu kya tera lucky draw? Bole to do char sms chipka dal.

Kya mamu apan ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? Kya apan hi tere ko aise jakkas jakkas msg bhejta rahega kya? Tu bhi ek-do raapchik msg Chipka

ab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...

Mere pyare dost,





























ye tum









































paglo ki tarah kya dhoond rahe ho kuch nahi hai !

"Samundar Jitna syllabus..Dariya jitna aana chahiye..Bucket jitna aata hai..Mug jitna likh pate hain..aur boond jitne number aate hain...!

Suna hai ishk karne walon ki neend urd jati hai,Arre koi hum se bhi toh ishq kare,kambakhat hamein to neend hi bahut aati hai.

Kismat se apni sbko shikayt kyo he,jo nehi he milna usi se mohabbat kyo he,kitne khede he raho me,phir bhi dil ko tumhari hi chahet kyo hai.

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( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...

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( o )
( ,("") )
Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..

Tere aane ki aas hai dost,shaam fir kyon udas hai dost,mehki hui fiza yeh kahti hai tu kahi aas paas hai dost.

Sham dhale phir kali raat aayi.Dil dhadka phir tumari yaad aayi.Hamne mehsus kiya us hawa ko jo tumhe chukar hamare paas AYI.

Kitni ajeeb baat hai! Insaan marne ke baad BHOOT ban jata hai.Aur aurat CHURAIL ki CHURAIL hi rehti hai!!

Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai

Meri ankhon mein ansuo ki tarha rehnewale,bhigi palko se tera deedar karte hai,tumhe pana to ek khwab hai ye jankar bhi tumse pyar karte hai

Koi pather se na mare mere diwane ko,Nuclear power ka zamana hai BUM se udado sale ko....

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Popat sms mein kabhi awaaz aati hai kya!

MARANE par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.

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MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?

Ga saku apka nagma, vo saaz kaha se lau,suna saku kuch apko vo andaz kaha se lau,u to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai, kar saku aapki tarif vo alfaz kaha se lau?

Jab jab lete ho angrai ,humara dum nikla jata hai. E jalime katil deodrant lagane mein tumhara kya jata hai !!

Nazar jhuki to pemaane bane,dil tute to meikhane bane,kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mei yuhi nahi hum aapke diwane bane.

Sharaab bani to maikhane bane,
husn bana to deewane bane.
Kuchh to baat hai aap mein bhi,
yun hi to nahi pagalkhane bane.

Jab bhi kanjoos ke liye 'OSCAR' ka nomination ayega, Tera bhi naam usme consider kiya jayega.
Ye padkar ek SMS hi karde, varna shayad award bhi tujhe mil jayega.

Ek khuda tu ishq na karna, Verna khoob pachtayega. Hum to mar ke tere paas aate hafn, Lekin tu kahan jaayega.

Ekk khwab,

Ekk kheyal,

Ekk hakikat ho tum,

Dosti ki jarurat

ho tum,

Jisko roj ekk sms

karne ko dil kare,

Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....

Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hain, virane ko abad to ker sakte hain, kya hua ki is samay aap se mil nahi sakte, lekin aap ko yaad to ker sakte hain.

Ekk khwab,

Ekk kheyal,

Ekk hakikat ho tum,

Dosti me padne

wali har jarurat

ho tum,

jisko roj Ekk sms

karne ko dil kare,

Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....