Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

World Record..
Ek Aadmi Ne Aaj 24 Ganto Tak
Pani Me Saans rok-Kar K Naya Record
Banaya He!
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Uska Janaza KaL subha Niklega. ;)

Dum h to ans do
China kis Desh me h?
15 Aug kis Date ko ati h?
Green Rng kis Color ka Hota h?
Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte h?
Mumtaz k Qabar me Kon Dafan h?

Deadliest P.J:
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke khaa jao

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Aakhir Insaniyat Naam Ki Bhi Koi 'Cheese' Hoti
Hai.

Dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh
dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh
dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgoshh
rameshh ne ankh mari pushhpa behosh

Zindgi Me Jyada Khushi MileTo Kbhi Piche Mudkr Dekh Lena Hm Apke Piche Hi Hoge
Pr Dukh Me Kbhi Piche Mudkr Mt Dekhna Qki Tb Hm ApkeSath Hoge

Darna Hoto Aahat Dekho
Rona Hoto Balika Vadhu
Nachna Hoto Dance India Dance
Or
Hasna Ho To,
Aaina Dekho
Kasam Se Haste-Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge.

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Mera Dost Sunday Ke Din Jhakash Nazar Aata Hai..!

Wah Wah..

Aur Aaye Bhi Kyu Na?
Woh Sirf Isi Din To Nahata Hai.. !

Wah Wah..

Yar
Aapke liye 1 bahut bad news hai. Aap ro padenge ye news sunkar Pehle wada kro aap royege nhi aapko meri kasam h,








Aap kabhi
MUMMY nahi ban sakte..

Just Imagine
"Aap Duniya Ki Aise Gift Gallery Par Khade Hai Jaha Duniya Ki Sari Cheeze Milti Hai To Aap Mere Liye Kya Kharidege"
Reply Now..

Apne Muje Dekha
Fir Aap Mere Piche Aye
Aate Gye.

Fir
Fir
Fir Kya..?

Mujhe
"1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada"

samandur mein tairna hai to beech mein aao
kinaro pe kya karrahe ho
muhabbat karna hai to bahoo main aao
isharo main kya kar raheho

Meri Hasi Ka Hisab Kon Krega ,
Meri Galti Ko Maf Kon Krega ,
Aye Khuda Is Msg Padne wale ko Slamat Rkna ,
Varna Meri Shadi me NAGIN WALA DANCE KON
Karega . . .

Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza maut k baad hota hai
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zinda chicken
Rs 80/-
chicken tandoori
Rs 380/-

Jab ap Kisi Ko Khuda Se Mango Aur Woh ap Ko Naa Mile To Samajh Jao ki apko Khuda Se Koi Aur Mang chuka Hai.

Smoking effects lungs.
Drinking effects liver.
Girls effect heart.
But the most dangers One is: STUDIES,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha coma me jaoge....:-D
Avoid it..

Ajnbi rhna pr kisi ka intjar mt krna.Kisi k pyar k liye khud ko bekrar mt krna.Acha sath mil jaye to hath tham lena. Pr dikhave k liye kisi se pyar mt krna.

Sar jhukta h SHARM me.
Sar jahukta h ADAB me.

Sar jhukta h LIKHNE me.

Or Sar jhukta h kisi "GENIUS" ka msg pdhne me.

Pdho.Pdho. Sar jhuka ke padho

Badi Femas
Kahawat He..

Sote Waqt Koi
Tension Le Kar
Nhi Sona Chahiye..


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Fir B

Hum Apko Yaad
Karke Hi Sote He..

Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,

wah..wah


Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,


Hum Log CID se hai koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA

Tamanna Bus Itni Hai K Unka Pyar Mile
Izhar Karke Humko Unka Iqrar Mile
Bas 1 Bar Wo Kahe Ki Soch K Bataunga
Chahe Fir Janmo Ka Intzar Mile.

Zindgi me 3 chize hamesa bhul jana...

DARD
GUM
NARAZGI

Or zindgi me 3 chize kabhi mat bhulna

HANSI
PYAR
or
ho sake to hame...

Sacchai Meri Dosti Me Itni He,

Dur Jakar B Tum Lout K Aaoge,

Nahi Mitega Mera Saya Tumahri Aankho Se,

Har Dosto Me Tum Mujhe Hi Paoge

Ek machar suicide karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jaake bola plz eat me
but usne mana kar diya why?

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bcoz us din karvachoth tha..

Ehsas Meri Ruh Ki Gehraio Me H Paband-E-Wafa Hu Ye safai Nhi Dunga Saye Ki Trah Rhunga Me Sath Apke
Ye Baat Alag H Me Apko Dikhai Nhi Dunga

Jab meri DUA Qubul ho to khushi hoti hai ki isme meri marzi hai

Or jab na ho to khshi aur bhi badh jati ha ki ye Khuda ki marzi he

Eid ('.')
Ane *==))==*
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Jis Jis ko Hme Eid Mubark
Kehna Ho
Wo Line Me Lag Jaye
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<)) <)) <)) <))
LL LL LL LL dhakka mukki nhi.

Aftr Hard work frm whole Day

Patni-
kitna kmaya?

Papa-
kya bchaya?

Bchche-
kya laya?
Par
MAA puchti
Hai

KUCH KHAYA?

Never Hurt Ur Mumma

Kbhi-kbhi ansu Smile se zyada spcl hote h,
Kyuki Smile to sb k liye hoti h,
Mgr ansu unk liye hote h, jinhe hm khona nhi chahte.
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Zindgi Me "SHAADI" Krna Bahut Zaruri He.

Puchho Q..?




Puchho na.?









QKi Zindgi Me "KHUSHIYA" Hi Sab Kuchh Nhi Hoti.!

"GAM" B ' Zaruri Hai.