Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 33

Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye "UNDERWEAR" daily change kia karo

"Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena!DosT!


Itni zor ka chamat parega ke sab kuch acha lagne lagae ga. . ;-)

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen shaks k GAAL pe KISS krun.



Magar






Men chah k bhi





apnay GAAL nhi choom skta..

No

I
Am
Not
Decent


I
Am
Not
Good



I
Am
Stupid



I
Am
Mental



I
Am
Idiot




Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jesi bhe ho Mere Dost ho..
Got it ;-)

Aik GADHA tha,





Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,





Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,




Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..






Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Toilet mei ghanta to laga lakin dil mei sakon hai "FARAZ"

Jo dard ki lehar uthi thi usay ek lotay ne baha dia.

Coca Cola Mai Pesticide,
Cadbury Me Keede,
dudh mai milawat,
Pani Bi Kharab,

Saaf Bachi Hai To sirf SHARAB!

Piyo Sir Utha Ke ! Jio Ladkhada Ke!



CHEERS.:-)

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaen
FARAZ.....!








Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali heroin sath ho....!

1 baat bolu



Naraz mat hona





Bol du.



Soch lo.






Mai




Apse










Pyar.







Se keh raha hu.Sms kar do nahi to khoon kharaba ho jayega..

Ye To Batayein Ke Pagal Tanhayi Men Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai..?


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Itni Jaldi Nahi Hai jab Mehsoos Karein tab Bata di jiye ga..!

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Bole Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye To Wo Bole Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He..

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga
Jab
Dunya pr

Pakistanio
ki Hakumat ho gi..

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Kiu k

Baki insan
Taraki kr k

Chand pr
ja Chukay hogey

"ALWAYS SMILE"
U know Y..?

Bcoz :
Haso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Khush raho!
Kya Pata..
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Kal mujhse PANGA ho jaye &
Hasne k liye Daant hi na rhe.

KFC New Prices

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Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?



Kya mai pagal hu?


No !


Time paas?


No


Mai ye msg apne Desh k liye krta hu kyki,


"PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA"

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,?Beautiful Beautiful.?jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!

pucha muje chand sitaro ne tuje bhula diya kya tere jigri yarone maine muskurakar bola "bhul to nahi sakte par lage hoge kamine kisi ko patane me "

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!

Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat Thi..
Parents Ne Usko "Baba Ramdev" Ke Paas Bheja..









Ab Pintu Pairon Ke Nakhoon Bhi Kha Sakta Hai..!!

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.

Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.

Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

Mat baha aanso kabi be-qadro k liye,
DOST

Jo qadar karte hy wo kabhi rone nhi dete,...

GJ 3 AB 9345
GJ 3 AB 30
GJ 3 AH 1 12
GJ 3 AR 12 49



hello itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?





Kal subah hote hi
in sab gaadiyon
par kapada maar dena

Scratch Karen or jeeten Amrican BAKRA

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sorry apka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
plz try again.

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Kya awaaj nahi aa rahi??




Ab




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Ab bhi nahi??





Kaise aaye gi PAGAL?


ye sms hai

Ignore mat karna"






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30 NAIK or ACHI
Larkiyun ko send karen_.
Aapko 30 din k andar 1 Achi

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"Bhabhi" milay gi.
Its true.Try it

MERA dil itna bada hain



Itna bada hai....




Itna bada hai....


Itna bada hai....



Chal rehne de tere mobile ka screen BHOUT CHOTA HAI.

Humare chale jaane k baad ye samandar ki rait bhi tm se poocha kre gi...!

kahan chala gya wo shaks jo tanhai me aa kr bs tumhra hi naam likha krta tha...!

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho... dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

Faraz! Kabhi kabhi mere dil may khayaal ata hy



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50 ka load ker wao to 42 ka kiyo aata he.

Dil ki baat adhuri he abhi,mauka bhi milta he kabhi kabhi,vo samajte he hum mauka gava dete he,unhe kya pata hum har bar mauka unhe dete He