Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 54

Diffrence btwn LOVE n FRIENDSHIP:Balance nahi hai fir b kuch b karke baat karna is LOVE.&Balance hone k baad b call nahi karna is FRNDSHIP...

Mandhir main Joota Utaarte Waqt aur Kisi ko Miss Call Marte Waqt, Bas Ek hi Dar Rehta hai,
















Koi Utha Na le...!

Height of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cmae to me and asked.... Are tere taraf Windows XP CD hai kya?

Send it to all ur frnds & get cool n funny replies.
“Agr apko meri personality ek song se batani ho to ap konsa song gao gy?”
Reply must….!!

Andheri raat thi,wo mera saath thi, main uske upar tha wo mera niche thi, Hatto main hath, pairo main pair....bura mat man na wo meri CYCLE thi.

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???? ???
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega.... ..

Pimple-Pimple little star sare kanjus mere yaar jo na kare mujhe sms char uske muh pe ho jaye pimple hazar wo bhi bar-bar lagatar

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

think......
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socho socho
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Jab kisi khubsurat ladki ko purpose karoge to 5 me se 1 jawab milega-
1)no
2)i'm sory
3)r u mad
4)we r just friends
5)lekin me to AKASH se pyar karti hu...

Aurate 3 prakaar ki hoti hain..
Ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,
Dusari jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti
&
Tisri jiske saath aap rehate ho. :)

mahbuba ki yad me mar gaya peter.....
arz hai.....
mahbuba ki yad me mar gaya peter.......
naya splendor+.70 km/lit.

DRINK Karo to aankhen laal,
MEHANDI lagao to hath laal,
KISS karo to lips laal,
PAKDE gaye to hips laal,
BACH gaye to jiyo mere laal :-)

kash tum "Goat" hote,hum tume ghaas khilate aur pyaar se tumare sing hilate aur puchte msg bhejne me kanjus kon?
tum ya main?
toh tum pyaar se bolte mai mai mai plz call mee

Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch...... Wah wah
Visualisation mat karo aage pado......
Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.......


Asli masale sach sach MDH MDH ;-)

Power house company ki job hai
salary Rs 45,000 /-
karni hai to reply karein.?
jayada mehant ka kam nahi
Bus




bijali ke Nange taro par gila kapda marna he..

thoda meetha,
thoda namkin,
thoda teekha,
thoda chatpata,
thoda natkat,
bada gussewala..
aisa mera nyara pyaar..

Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai? Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli, aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete.. what an idea sir ji..

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

Hamara RISTA koi dast ki tatti nahi jo ek lote pani se beh jaye yeh to aisa sukha leda hai jo ek balti pani dalne par bhi daag chodke jata hai

If u see the moon, u can see the beauty of god.. If u see the Sun, u can see the power of god.
If u see the mirror, u can see the comedy of god!!

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j L // < L

Arre Utho yaar.!

Msg
Nahi kiya
thoh
Pauon per kyon Gir Rahe ho.?
Arre
Tum Dost ho mere
yaar.

Raat ko SMS karne k faede:


Dost ho ya Dushman, sabki neend toot jati hai



Time Pass ho jata hai



Padhne wale ko Gussa aata hai



Phir bhi wo kuch kar ni paata hai

1 boond se sagar nahi ban jayega, rone se mukaddar nahi ban jayega. patayenge to pura girls hostel patayenge, 1 ladke patane se koi sikandar nahi ban jayega.

Teri surat par dil waru ...wah wah Teri jarurat par jaan waru...wah wah jis din tera koi fanny msg na aaye ,tere Kaan ke niche do maru ab bol..wah wah

sam:chnd lmho ki jindgi hai.Nfrt se jiya nahi karte. lgta hai dusmno se gujaris karni padegi.kyonki dost ab SMS kiya nhi karte

98%Smart ho tum..! 40%Naughty ho tum..! 85% Intelligent ho tum..! 97% Quit ho tum.! 100% Sweet ho tum..! Total milaker 420 ho tum.

Kitabon me likha h,Rules todna mana h,Baagon me likha h, Phool todna mana h, Sabse Kimti hota h DIL,Par Q kisi ne nhi likha k "DIL TODNA MANA HAI"?

Zindagi kuch pal ki maisahiouttahonahotadtamjoadhaptwamj adhaptwamjamjadjdajkjadmgtmmj Nahi padha ja raha Na? Forward kar Do, Tension Lena ka Nahi... Dene Ka!

Kya aap..
Colse Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?
MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..!
To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!