Hindi Quotes - Page 2

Kya banane aaye the kya bana baithe,
Kahin mandir bana baithe, kahin masjid bana baithe,
Humse to jaat achi hai parindon ki,
Kabhi mandir par ja baithe to kabhi masjid par ja baithe.

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe paane ki,
Aur koi khwaish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya jarurat thi tumhe itna khoobsurat banane ki.

Sirf ishaaron mein hoti mohabbat agar in lafzon ko khoobsurati kaun deta? Bas pathar banke reh jaata taj mahal agar ishq ise apni pehchaan na deta.

Zindagi se aap jo bhi behtar se behtar le sako lelo,
Kyunki zindagi jab lena shuru karti hai,
To saanse bhi nahi chodti.

Jeevan milna bhagya ki baat hai,
Mrityu hona samay ki baat hai,
Par mrityu ke baad bhi logon ke dilon mein,
Jeevit rehna ye karmon ki baat hai.

Girna bhi to acha hai,
Aukaat ka pata challta hai,
Badhte hain jab haath logon ke uthane ko,
Apno ka pata chalta hai.

Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath par apno ka pata chalta hai waqt ke saath.

Logon ko ye kehte suna hai ki zinda rahenge to milte rahenge, magar hamne ye aajma liya hai ki milte rahenge to hi zinda rahenge.

Jhuki huyi najro se izhaar karr gaya koi
Hume khud se begana karr gaya koi
Youn to honto se kahaan nehi kuchbhi
Padh aankhon se lafz bayan karr gaya koi.

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Ae zindagi bata mai tujhse kaise mohabbat karu...
Teri har ek subah meri ummar kam kar deti hai.

Rishte to bante hain upar wale ki duniya mein,
Ham to sirf nibhana jaante hain,
Pta nahi doosre janam ke baare mein,
Par pyaar aapka har janam mein paana jaante hain.

Hanste dilon mein gam bhi hai,
Muskurati aankhen kabhi nam bhi hai,
Dua karte hain aapki hansi kabhi na ruke,
Kyunki aapki muskurahat ke deewane ham bhi hai.

Khusboo teri mujhe mehka jaati hai,
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saans ko bahut der lagti hai aane mein,
Har saans se pehle teri yaad aa jaati hai.

Chaand sa chehra dekhne ki izazat dedo,
Mujhe ye shaam sajane ki izazat dedo,
Mujhe kaid karlo apne ishq mein ya phir,
Mujhe ishq karne ki izazat dedo.

Pyaar mein milna jaruri nahi,
Pyaar mein izhaar bhi jaruri nahi,
Pyaar sirf ehsaas hai,
Jo zindagi sanwaar de unhe paana ya na paana jaruri nahi.

Hai khushii intezaar kii har dam..
Main ye kyuun puuchhuun kab milenge hum..

Hum bhi kbi paraye na hote,

Jo ye rishte humne apnaye na hote,

Jaise hum the sbke sab humare bhi hote,

Agar humne vo sab azmaye na hote.

Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.

Aaina dekh kar yakeen hua mujhko,
Ki main to main he hun bas tu hi badal gaya hai Dost...

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Sardar to Pandit: Aapke sir pe Choti kyun Hai?
Pandit: Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai
Sardar: Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai Fir Bhi kuch nhi ata.

Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Nasha Ban Jaati Hai,
Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Saja Ban Jaati Hai,
Par Dosti Agar Sacchi Dil Se Karo
To Dosti Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai.

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa: Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai,
Na aansoo bhane ko ji chahta hai,
Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai,
Bas tere pass laut aane ko ji chahta hai.

Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jaayenge
Itni khushiyan or apnapan de jayenge
Ki jab bhi yaad karoge iss pagal dost ko
Hasti ankhon se bhi aansu nikal ayenge.

Bhagwan apke sare Gam ret par likh de
Taaki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
Aur khusiyan patthar par likhe,
Taki hawa to kya usse barish bhi na mita paye.

Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,
Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,
Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,
Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

Rone se bhi ankhon ka gujara nahi hota,

Hum jise apna samajhte hain aksar wo hamara nahi hota,
Band ho jayen ye ankhen to shayad chain mile ruh ko,

Karib hokar jo dur ho jaye, vo Dil k itna kareeb dubara nahi hota..

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ?#?Asha?
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P
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wo sala mere #Status #LIKE nahi karta tha
abb tumaha kya hoga...... hahaha....

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi....

Golden words by hitler :
If u can't fly, Run.
If u can't run, Walk
If u can't walk , Crawl
But keep on going...
Wo to theek hai,,,. par jaana Kahaan hai ?

What is Real Love?
So i tell u a sweet Love Story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun ke chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh ke gulab ne v usse kaha ke wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's #TrueLove.