Holi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages

Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise,
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise,
Mehak ho Axe jaise,
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise,
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise.
Happy Holi ..!!

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo Aapki khushiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi To You & Your Family

Million Dollar Question - Use less water for Holi.

Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega

Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?

Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.

So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!

Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE

Happy Holi Sa !!!
'Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai,
Ii thaaro kusur koni,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!'
Sabhi Pushkarna Parivar ko Bhagirath Vyas parivaar, Khamgaon ki aur se Holi ki Shubhkamnaye!!!
!!! HAPPY HOLI !!!

Phagun ro mahino ayo,ayo Holi ro tivar, jumo, nacho, rang udao, khushi manao apar, Holi ro ram ram. Happy Holi 2u n ur family..

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
'Happy Holi'.

Sher chhupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hai jo Happy Holi kahne ke liye 28 February ka intezar nahi karte.
Happy Holi..!!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
"Happy Holi"

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Happy Holi..:)

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hain jo 'HAPPY-Holi' kehne ke liye 11 ya 12 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte!

Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi!