Insult Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

HOW DO U KEEP A BLONDE WOMEN BUSY ALL DAY? PUT HER IN A CIRCLE ROOM AT TELL HER TO GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER!

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.

Ek FOOLko hum FOOLonki FOOLwari me FOOL k sath wish karte hain-"O FOOL, U r d most beautiFOOL, wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOOOLS"
Its ur day so enjoy!

Cow
Elephant Donkey.
-Discussing who is greatest?
Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day.

Elephant.I eat 100 bundle''s of sugar cane a day.





Helo its ur turn.:-)

If i need brain transplantation i wil prefer ur brain......... dont think u r genious. I just wanted a brain which is never used before ! !

There''s just one thing your eyes haven''t told me yet....you''re name.

Was your father a thief? ''Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I''ve been touched by an angel?

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I''m 20.

You''re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

What''s that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH Its your face!

some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you

Bedroom golf can make u grin,u need a stick 2 help u win.Keep ur clubs in good condition+neva play wivout permission.Practice often its lotsa fun+try2get a hole in1

Death is the greatest kick of all.That''s why they save it for last!

What''s the simularity of math and sex? add the beds, minus the clothes, devide the leggs and multiply.

We would like to inform u to ure life was a mistake, so plz report to ure local vet to b put down...Srry for any inconvieniences!!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

I''ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Grab yer bag Doll...you''ve just pulled...

I''m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

If beauty were an hour, you''d be a second.