Latest Quotes - Page 1038

At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.

Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Santa: Ok, thank you..!!!

Upper se gussa dil se pyar karte ho,

nazre churate ho di bekrar karte ho,

lakh chupao dunia se mujhe sab pata hai,

tum roz mere SMS ka intzaar karte ho….

Har pal aapka he naam hoga,

aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,

mushkilo ka saamna himat se karma,

dua hai meri ek din khuda bhi aapka gulam hoga…

Aksar dosti karne wale apne dost ki tariff karte hai,

taaki wo unse juda naa ho jaye,

hum isliye khamosh rahte hai,

taaki aap par koi aur fida naa ho jaye…

Wo dil he kya jo dost k liye dua naa kare,

aapko bhulane ka jurm to khuda bhi naa kare,

rahegi aapki aur hamari dosti qayamat tak,

chahe aap yaad kare yaa naa kare……….

Khushbu main ehsaas hota hai,

dosti ka rishta khass hota hai,

har baat ko zuban se kahna mumkin nahi,

isliye dosti ka dusra naam vishwaas hota hai….

Mathematics Logic

Multiply ur cell's last no. by 2 then add 5 to it
Then multiply it to 50
then add ur age + 365 to it and subtract 615 from it
Surprise
First two digit's r ur cells last 2 digits and last 2 digits is ur age.

Don't Wait For Extraordinary Circumstances to do good
Try To use Ordinary Situation

itni badi duniya me koi shara nahi
apno ki bheed me koi hamara nahi
dadam ladkhate to uska daaman thaam liya wo bhi haske bole kambakht ye daaman tumhara nahi.

A gift in the world is so rich & so rare,is d love that 2 friends share,we will share d day we met until the day we die.

A good relation does not depend
on''how good undersanding we have''..but,it depends on''how better we avoid misunderstandings''

Santa to Banta mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

Banta- wo k se?

Santa- meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha..

near one is not always dear one
dear one is not always near
it is easy to remember the near one
but hard to forget the dear one....

... Good Time

Bad Time

Day Time

Work Time

Off Time

Night Time

Happy Time

Sad Time

Sleep Time

KISI BHI Time

APUN ka SMS aa sakta hi

Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn

Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k chaltay hn. ;-)

Wo kaun hey jo dil mein hai. . . .



Mann mein hey. . .


Per darhkan mein nahi. . . Socho. . . .Socho. . .



Arey Aamir khan aur kon!:-)

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar sakty hai ;-)

Short course to be a dermatologist:
If it is dry - add moist;

if it is moisten - add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist!

Let not the hours pass by in the dark. Kindle the lamp of love with my life

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!

Two Words from Sanskrit, that are Strikingly similar.

CHITA & CHINTA

One Burns the Dead & the other Burns the Living.

Have a STRESS free Life.....

Share a smile & make your day U'l find your life in a better way.Sorrows r endless,worries never cease So lighten your heart & just say chess...Good Morning

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Dil mein yaadon ki tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha

Jaanu, sirf tum mere paas ho

Phoolon mein khusbhu ki tarha

Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. .

Aik larki humy bucha samaj k pappi dy gae. .

Arz kiya hy:


Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

Wah wah

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,





Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :

Plz Plz Plz !

Mere Dost K Ley Dua Karain,Wo Last Stage Pe Hai,
Sub Ne Jawab De Diya Hai,
PlZ Sub Ko Yeh Sms Forward Karain,

Ap Ki Dua Us Ki Madad Kar Sakti Hai,

By The Way Wo IGI 2 K Last Stage Pe Hai . . . =P;->

ek ladke ki 6 ungliya thi
sab log use sultan kehte the
socho kyun..







socho



kyun ki uska naam sultan tha

Fizaon k badalne ka intzar nai karte,
Andhiyo k rukne ka intzar nai karte,
Yaad kar lete hai hum kuch khas dosto ko, unke yaad karne tak ka intzar nahi karte

Dosti chiz nahi jatane ki, hame aadat nahi kisiko bhulane ki, hum isliye aapse kam baat karte hai, kyuki nazar lag jaati he rishto ko zamane ki.

from mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth to till my death, my feeling 4 u have never changed. for me you have always been...... A Headache.

Pyaari si nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni raahon mein phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sang muskura kar to dekho,
Vaada raha ki aap apna har gam bhula denge

Ab na koshish karenge unhe manane ki
Jinki aadat hai bin baat ruth jane ki
Wo chahe to bhula de hume sapna samajkar, Magar hame aadat nahi dost ko bhulane ki

dosti suraj jaisi nahi jo raat ko chali jaye,dosti chand jaisi b nahi jo din me dikhai na de,dosti ho to aansu jaisi jo khushi aur gum dono me sath De.

KASM se bandhi RASM
RASM se bandhe RISTE
RISTO se bandhe DOST
DOSTse bandhe DIL
DILse bandhi DHADKAN
DHADKANse bandhi JAN
JAN se bandhe TUM
or TUMse bandhe HUM

Gham nahi mujhe ke Dushman huwa yeh zamana,
Jab Dost Haatho Mein Liye Talwar Mila Hai,


Sab Kuch Khuda Ne TumKo Bhala Kaise de diya,
Mujhe To Uske Dar Se Sirf Inkaar Hi Mila hai

Tum Dil Na Deti
Mein Didar Na Hota
Tere Hoton Ko Chum Kar Mein Gunehgaar Na Hota

namaskar, paglo ki duniya me
apaka swagat he, Aap jis pagal se
bat karna chahte he esh vakt uska
DIMAG switch OFF he

zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
dosti ko pyar se sajakar rakhana mere dost,
meri ye dosti sabko nasib nahi hoti

kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya

7 RANGO SE BNA RENBOW,
7 SURO SE BANI SARGAM, AUR
7 WORD SE BNA APNA PYARA BANDHAN
F*R*I* E*N*D*S*.

nazar mila k humse nazar chura mat lena
dost bana k humko begana bana mat dena
mana ki hum dur hai aap se
is baat ko bahana bana kar humko bhula mat dena

Dosti Gunnah Hai To Hone Na Daina
Dosti Khuda Hai To Khone Na Daina
Kartay Ho Dosti Jab Kisi Say
Kabhi Us Dost Ko Roone Na Daina

Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti...
Lafzon mein mohabbat bayaan nahi hoti..
Mile jo dost hum jaisa tho kadar karna..
Kismat har baar meherbaan nahi hoti

Hum Wo Shaakh Ke Patte Nahi Jo Bhikhar Jayenge..

Toofan Sa Kehdo Ki Aukhaat Mein Rahe...

Koi Na Mila Aisa Jis Par Duniya Luta Dete .

Sab Ne Diya Dhoka Kis Kis Ko Bhula Dete .

Apne Dil ka Dard Dil Mein Dabaye Rakkhaa .

Agar Karte Bayaan To Mehfil ko Rula Dete ..

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya,
Woh bewafa sahi magar pyaar hum ne kiya,
Agar woh chor gaya toh mat kaho bura ussko,
Qasoor uska nahi aitebaar hum ne kiya.