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DOOR HAI AAPSE TO KUCH GUM NAHI,
DUR RAHAKAR BHI BHUKANE WALE HUM NAHI,
ROJ MULAKAT NA HO PAI TO KYA HUA,
AAPKI YAAD MULAKAT SE KAM NAHI

Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY?

WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IS READY 2 KISS U FOR 2Rs AND YOU HAVE ONLY 1Rs

If you focus on Results.
You will NeVer Change.

But,
If you focus on Change
You will get perfect Results.....

World’s best saying by Henry Ford:-
Progress is not made by early riser or hard workers
But by Lazy people, trying to find easier way to do D same

Guess what is most amazing about Human being’s TOUNGE
It takes 3Years to learn, how to use it
But a Life Time to Learn WHERE & WHEN to USE it

One of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight in life
is because memories are the only things that don't change,
when everything else does

When it rains all birds occupy shelter but EAGLE is d only bird
avoid d rain by flying above d cloud.

Problem is common to all but attitude makes d difference!!

Ther are only two ppl who can tell u the truth about you....
An enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly........!!!!!!!

A girl takes to much time to love and...............
few seconds to hate!!!
BUT
A boy take few seconds to love but toooooooo
much time to hate.!!!!!!

Thought for Ever
Always learn D Wisdom of Compromise.

Because it’s better to bend a little rather than Break any Relation for ever

Looking back makes me smile,
You've always displayed, plenty of style.
On this day, when you were born,
The sky was filled, with stars adorn

Trust and support; mutually rely,
Lessons learned, we did apply.
Experiences taught, courses on life,
Mistakes were often, common and rife.

Never walk away from a Friend, when u sees some faults....
Be patient and realise that nobody is perfect,
It's affection that matters, not perfection.

In times of difficulty some ppl breakdown....
some ppl BREAK RECORDS....
LEADERS r born in difficulty not in comfort zones.....!!!

who should be blamed when a leaf
fell from a tree?
is it the wind that blew it away?
or the tree that let it go?
or is it the leaf who grew tired of holding on?:-(

All of us do not have equal talent,
But all of us should have an equal opportunity to develop our talent.

G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent

This much quality only

1 cast has,

Yes, its GUJARATI

When life gets you down
and nothing seems to go
your way,
remember you always
Have a Friend

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

Haaton ki lakeeron par aitbaar karlena.
bharosa ho to hado ko paar kar lena.
khona paana to naseebon ka khel hai.
dil jise apnale usise pyar karlena..

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.

BSE = Bombay Se Exit
NSE = Nation Se Exit
F/O = Future Over
NIFTY = No Income For This Year
FII = Fraud International I

Trust is like Elastic, being stretch by two People. As long as YOU hold on it, YOU will be HAPPY.

D moment one LEAVES, D other gets D TERRIBLE PAIN.

Apni Aankhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De…

Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De…

Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko…

Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse

Waqt kehta hai mujhe GAWANA mat,

Dil kehta hai MUJHE lagana mat,

Pyaar kehta hai mujhe Azmana mat,

Aur
Hum kehte hain hamien bhoolnana mat.

Bahut koshish ki magar
dil apna na ho saka
Tumne muskurakar
dekha,
yeh dil tumhara ho gaya!

Yun palkain bicha kar tera intezar karte hain,

yeh woh gunnah hai jo bar bar karte hain,

Jala kar hasraton ki rah main chiragh..

Hum subha shaam tum se milne ka int

Parindon ko nahin di jaati
TAALIM UDAAN KI...
Wo khud hi jaan lete hain
UNCHAAI AASMAN KI...
Believe in urself & act like dis

Frnds r not Games to Play,

Frnds r not words to say,

Frnds do not start in March
&
end in May,

Frnds Mean Yestarday, 2day & Everyday.

Daru pio to aankhe lal,


Mehndi lagao to haath lal,


Kiss kro to lips lal,


Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,


Bach gaye to jio mere lal.

Muskurakar Jeena Zindagi Hai,

Muskurakar Gum Bhulana Zindagi hai.

Jeet Kar Hase To Kya Hase,
Saab Kuch Haar Kar Muskurana Zindagi Hai.

Every Change Has a Reason.

Every Reason Has a Source.

Dont Search For The Source

But Live With The Change.
Life Is Yours..

A depresed Boy askd Swami Vivekanand:'Can der b nething Worst dan losing a girlfrnd'.He replied:'yes,losing ur confidence of getting another

A great frndship is based on 2 things first to find out the similarities and the second....To respect the differences..

Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'

Luv ur job but don't luv ur Company coz u may nt knw
when ur company stops loving u.

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Jahan har raaj chupana padta hai
Dil mein hazaro zakm rehne par bhi
Chehre se muskuranna padta hai
Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay

A caring person doesn't call & speak;
He makes it with a simple sms!
Bcz, sms is not what the mouth speaks;
Its what the heart really feels!

Kyou satate ho hume begano ki trah,
Kabi to chaho chahne walo ki trah,
Hum me thi kuch kmi jo aap ko yaad na aay
,Aap me thi kuch baat jo hum aap ko bhool na paye.

Aap se door jaane ka irada na tha.
Sada sath rahne ka wada na tha.
Aap yaad na karoge ye jante the hum.
Par itni jaldi bhool jaayoge andaja na tha.........

The way for u 2 b happy is 2 make others happy'
Consider this in ur whole life

Faith is the very first thing you should pack in a hope chest.

class ke har ladki ek phool ke tarah hai,
usse chahna ek bhool hai,
jo inki soch mein gul hai,
samjho uske fail hone ke chances full hai.

When u feel depreesed, confused or hurt.
Dont worry stand in front of a mirror, u will find the best one to solve ur problem.
TRUST YOURSELF,

Ghajani effect

A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road?

He wanted to check, Whether he was going 2 school or coming back

Na poocho hum se koi BAAT ke ZINDAGI khudh 1 sawaal banke reh gayi hai,
DARD itna hai SEENE me Ke KHUSHI sirf 1 KHAYAAL banke rehgayi hai..

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.