Mobile SMS - Page 190

Sweet Sa Waqt Dekhkar
Apne Sweet Se Friend Ki
Sweet Si Yad Aayi Socha Ki
Sweet Sa Sms Karlu
Taki Hamari Sweet Friendship Me
Thodi Sweetnes Or Badh Jaye..

It Is Very Usual to Ask
What’s up? How are you?
Had your Lunch?
How’s Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask you Something Different
Did you Smile today?
If not Just do it now;

If everyone forgets you,
I am with you,
If everyone lets you down,
I am with you,
If everyone betrays you,
I am still with you,
But if everyone likes you,
‘Sorry I am with them……!

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.
Love is like perfume, spread it.
Feelings are like flood, flow it.
Friendship is like an umbrella,
Come lets share it.

Heartbeats are infinite
spirits are ageless,
dreams are limitless,
memories are timeless.
A friend like you shameless!
oops, sorry priceless!!.

Some times you hurt the one who loves you most.
And some times you hold the one who leaves you lost
And some times you learn but its too late.

Liking you is my nature
Missing you is my disappointment
Fighting with you is my Time pass…
Forgetting you is never in my life time.

Two factory workers are talking
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandani Raton Mein Ayegi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.

I’m sory to be smiling every time you are near.
I’m sory my eyes twinkle whenever u are here.
I’m sory that cupid haz made his hit.
I’m sory i luv u
I cant help it.

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Your Worst Behavior
Should Be Reserved For The Person
Who Loves You The Most
Because Somehow,
No Matter What You Do..
That Person Will Still ‘
And Always Accept You As You Are.. !

What is LOVE?
LOVE is when mom comes at night &
Say "Soja baaki subha uth ke padh lena"
LOVE is when we come back from tution & papa
Says"Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete"
LOVE is when bhabi says "Oye hero
ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?"
LOVE is when sister says "Dekhungi
meri shaadi ke baad kaun tera Kaam Karega"
LOVE is when we are upset &
BROTHER says "Chal
Nautanki kahi ghumne chalte hai."
LOVE is when FRIEND calls & says"Oye
Kaminey Zinda hai ki nai.

If you see a shooting star,
Close your eyes and make a wish
It worked for me,
I wished for you!

A Middle Class Boy Asks His High Class Girlfriend.

“If I Go Very Poor, Will You Expect Me…?”

Girl Hugs Him And Says: I’m Always With You.

Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes You??

Girl Kissed the Boy and Says: “I’m Sure That Would Be You.

I chose to love you in silence
For in silence i find no rejection.
I chose to love you in your loneliness,
For in your loneliness no one owns you, but me.

Tanha rahna seekh rahi hoon,
Marke jeena seekh rahi hoon,
Maang ke pana seekh liya hai,
Paa ke khona seekh rahi hoon,
Sabar ko apni raah bana kar,
Kanch pe chalna seekh rahi hoon,
Phirti phirti sehra sehra,
Piyas ko peena seekh rahi hoon,
Jeene ke hain ajeeb taqaze,
Zinda rahna seekh rahi hoon.

Whatsapp Ek Masti Hai
Call Se Sasti Hai,
Neend Ko Udati Hai,
Khoon Ko Badhati Hai,
Dimag Ko Pakati Hai,
Par Kuch Bhi Ho,
Ek Doosre Ki Yaad To Dilati Hai,
Ek Shayari Whatsapp Ke Liye...
Awsm Read This:
Sharifon Mein Koi Chor Nahi Hota,
Khwabon Me Koi Aur Nahi Hota,
Library Me Koi Shor Nahi Hota,
Sawan Me Aajkal 'Mor' Nahi Hota,
Dhandhe Me Koi 100% Pure Nahi Hota,
Par Ek Baat Ki Guarantee Hai...
WHATSAPP Pe.. Jo Raheta Hai Woh,
Life Me Kabhi Bore Nahi Hote..

A man was pulled over for driving too fast,
even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Mouse - Jaanwar.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - Akhri Rastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagte Raho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server - Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security - Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - Kora Kagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Hard disk and USB Pen Drive - Gharwaali Baharwaali

INDIA : Kabhi Noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi Voto ke liye mar gaye.. .
Kabhi sheela ki Jawaani ke liye mar gaye..
Kabhi Jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye..
Kabhi Fb par Like Share ke liye mar gaye..
Ajabhi Jaati..Paati ke naam par mar gaye..
Kabhi Sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye..
Kabhi ham Aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . .
Hote Aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte..
Yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU ,
Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.