Mobile SMS - Page 199

A butterfly lives only 14 days
But still it flies joyfully
Capturing many hearts
Each moment in life is precious.. .
Be HAPPY & KEEP WINNING HEARTS

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ?#?Asha?
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P
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Someday somehow watever
you prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage
you wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks
is best for YOU..

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Shining grass with morning dew
making the day so fresh and new
hope the joy comes your way…!
GOOD MORNING.
HAVE A NICE DAY

What is Real Love?
So i tell u a sweet Love Story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun ke chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh ke gulab ne v usse kaha ke wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's #TrueLove.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi....

Dont hide up feelings for someone special……
bcoz 1 day when you realize to express
your feelings to them that special one
may be special to someone else.

My Love, I Love My Life
Since It Give Me You
And I Do Love You
Because You Are My Life.
If The World Would End Today My Love,
I Would Use My Last Gasp Of Breath
To Say I Love You
Because You Are My Treasure.

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wo sala mere #Status #LIKE nahi karta tha
abb tumaha kya hoga...... hahaha....

Golden words by hitler :
If u can't fly, Run.
If u can't run, Walk
If u can't walk , Crawl
But keep on going...
Wo to theek hai,,,. par jaana Kahaan hai ?

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho...

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Forever I will love you
No matter what
Forever I will love you
And I won't give up
For my love to you I can never stop.

One evening I’ll come to your room,
Lock the door,
Turn off the lights,
Join you in bed.
I’ll come closer to you,
My lips near your face,
And I’ll shout,
Have a great night.
“Good Night”

Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind,
Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes,
So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams,
In beautiful night in beautiful manners,
So heartily “GOOD NIGHT”.

Thats all for the day
See you tomarrow

hope you all enjoyed a lot

have a nice day

Gooooood Evening

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…

On this cold cold night,
In my small small room,
I look at the bright bright stars,
In the dark dark sky
And Dream of your sweet sweet smile
On your cute cute face!
Good Night!

Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give you happiness.
Bad days give you experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Bless The Day I Found,
As I Remember The Numerous Prayers That I Made,
Wishing That You Would Be Mine Forever.
And Because My Request Was Granted,
I Have The Task Of Holding You
So Close And Dear To My Heart.