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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By simi # 1524

Saade nain ohde hi rahwan utte rehnde ne,
Sach jani ohde hi bhulekhe saanu har tha painde ne,
Assi vi mud hun ohdi gali nai jaana,
Ohnu vi pata lagge udeek kihnu kehnde ne..

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tetu # 679

Wat u call a dead sardar in cupboard?
Winner of last yrs hide & seek competition

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By pkm # 2109

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye
Laloo: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabau
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

Tight jean wali kudi nu pendu-bibi 500 daunga ek vaar jean la ke dubara pa ke dikha. Kudi-Rate theek la.Mainu pata e,ik vaar lahun de baad tu paun nahin
deni…

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lag
jau..,

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Wasim Zuffer # 389

Tenu yaad na kara ta bewafa akhi, tu bulavein te na awan ta bewafa akhi, mainu maran lai talwar di lod nahi, bas 1 war nazar fer lai j na mr jawa ta bewafa akhi.
wasim

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

Anmol vachan:jehra khau afeem,ohi lau skeem.Jehra khau jarda 100 sal ni marda.Jehra peeu dodde,ohde ni jurde godde.Jehra khau gheo…..Sala svere hi marya
lo…

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Wasim Zuffer # 389

Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.

wasim

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By riya luthra # 718

...........My Mobile........
bahut weep da hai
na eat da hai...
na sleep da hai...
na phele vangu cheek da hai...!
mainu lagda hai eh tuhada sms udeek da hai.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kuldeep singh # 7173

Uss nal yaari kade na layo, jisnu apne-aap te garur hove.. Maa-Baap nu bura na aakheyo, phavein lakh unha da kasur hove..
Bure raste na paeo, chahe kini v manjil dur hove..
Yaaro raah jande nu kadi dil na deyo, phave lakh mukhre te noor hove..
Mohabbat sirf othe kareyo, jithe pyaar nibhaon da dastoor hove..!

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vicky # 400

Ishq wich hoyi bewfaai ta dekhi jayugi,
Je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jayugi,
Main kise de kehan te peeni ni chadni,
je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jayug

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Dil jad tutda hai tan awaz ni aaundi,
Saareyan nu muhabt raas ni aaundi,
Ek tan apne-apne naseeb di gal hai Yaara,
koi bhulda ni te kise nu yaad nahi aaundi

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sameer sidana # 868

Teacher 2 Santa-Jehday insaan nu sunda nahi, os nu English vich ki kehnday hai?
Santa- Jo marji keh lo g. ohnu kehda kuch sunan laga..!

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pardeep Jangra # 467

Exams De Paavan Mauke Te Arz Kita Hai, Padna Likna Chad De Mitra, Nakal Te Rakhi Aas.Chak Rajai SoJa Bhagta, Rab Karega Pass. Bolo Parchi Wale Babe de Jai.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sameer sidana # 868

Hashar remix- Kal din papar da , aaj padhna pena, paper nal lya panga poora krna pena, tusi pass krta thonu frk ni pena, je fail karta mera kakh ni rehna.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pardeep Jangra # 467

Paper yaara nu aunda ni si, Naal baithi kuri diya akhaa naal mail ho gaya..Paas aapa vaise v nahi si hona..Ohnu kehta tere kaarke yaar fail ho gaya..!!

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anku # 805

bandar aaya pulsar chala k,
bandri baithi jeans paa k,
bandar utreya gogles le k,
fer ki bandri ne kutya lamba pa k

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jassi # 893

yaadan tereiya nu bhullna hun okha ho gaya...
yaadan tereiya nu bhullna hun okha ho gaya......
jo detey ne tu Gum ohna nu sehna okha ho geya.....
tu jaan lagey keh deta bhull ja mainu.......
hun unna gallan nu bhullana okha ho gaya.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By guddu # 4972

Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton KÖHINÖÖR ho gaye.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning”

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mkaaka # 551

Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By harpinder singh # 306

Namaskaar ! Read in punjabi & ull enjoy it.Dil v 1380 v tereHor 10Ki haal A 13Yara dosta nu aenj nahi 27 daOk G32 BujhaoTay100 jao.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunny # 567

Dost Hunde mehnge MOTI. Ehna de Mul chukaye nhi jande. Rakh sambhal k ehna nu, Eh kdi Gawae nhi jande. Vass jande ne sahan ch,Hr than Nave Banaye nhi jande.

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By simi # 1524

aa jao aa sajjan..takde aa rahan sajjna,tere bin jee nai lagda,jara bhar jee nai lagda,jina de vichare jaani,unha de ki zindgani,kitho aa diljani,tak tak thakya ne ankhiya nu aaniya aa,aa jao aa sajjna..:!!!!

9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tetu # 679

American: Any gr8 man born in dis village?

Sardar: No, only small babies!

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