Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

Chehra Tera Chan Ton Vi Sohna,
Sohni Hai Teri Chaal Sohniye,
Tikhe Nain Katari Varge,
Lai Gaye Ne Dil Mitraan Da Naal Sohniye.

1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.








Utth Kanjriye...
Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.

1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey&q

Teri maa di,
Teri phen di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere chachi di,
Tere Poore Khandaan di,
Tey meri vi,
Tuu Jaan hain..

Vehnde hanju di jubaan nahi hundi,Lafzan ch mohabbat byan nahi hundi, Pyar mile taan usdi kadar karo,Kismat har kise te meharban nahi hundi

asin v kise nu pyar kita si, pyar v beshumaar kita si, udomukk gi sadi eh duniya, jado us ne keha.....main ta mazak kita si

1Hanjhu ban ke je teri yaad aave, din-raat e meri akh rove, dil nahi tan nazar hi mil jave, koi rishta tan tere tak hove, jeona marna vi tere nal hove, koi sah na tethon vakh hove, tenu zindagi apni aakh sakan, bas enna ku tere te hak hove...

manzil vi teri ae, te rah vi tere ne
zindagi v teri ae, te sah vi tere ne
vekhi kite dob na javi sajna....... kisthi v teri ae te malah vi tere ne

Aakh khulle chehra meri jaan da hove, aakh band hove ta supna meri jaan da hove, main mar javan ta gam na hove par kafan mile ta rumal meri jaan da hove...!!

sachhe suche yaara naal manjila aasan ne,
pure hone 1 dinsab de arman ne,
dil wich rehan wale heerean jhe yaar sade,
rab ne jo bakshe oh rab de saman ne..

Os Kudi ne Mere Dil di Taar nu Hila Ditta,
Iss Sutti Hoyi Aatma nu Fer Ton Jga Ditta,
Oh ki Jaane os nu Kinna Pyaar Main Karda Han,
Bas Din ch ik Vaar Darshan ho Jaan,
Rabb Agge Eho Faryaad Main Karda Han,
Kade oh v Mere Vichhore ch Din Raat Rovegi,
Aj Nahi Tan Kal oh 'meri' Zaroor Hovegi. . . .

boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho 100 number dwawange.
girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu parchi histri di fadayi c.

++Read in++ Punjabi- Dil v 13, 80 v tere. Hor 10, ki haal ae 13? Yara dosta 9, aenj nai 27 da. Ok g, ijazat 2. 32 Bujhao, te 100 Jao.

Udaas tenu vekhan to pehlan ae ankhan na rehen,khafa hove tu tan aeh saaha na rehen,je dukh hi devan tenu zindgi vich,te me ki merian yaadan vi na rehen.

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

Ya RABBA!tu jag nu pyar da vairy kyun bna ditta
RAB hasaya te boleya
"tussi keda mere naal changi kiti e
tussi ta YAAR nu hi RAB bna ditta."

kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
kinna sona..
oye kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya..
te asi 4 din pahla april fool manaya...
ho..oo.oo.o

9215542945.Gor se dekho is number ko.
.
eh ohi number hai..
.
ji haan ohi 1
number..
.
ohi number...
Jis te sms kardiya tuhannu maut paindi hai......;->.

Je tu thoda jiha sochein kde mere waste,
main jind jaan waar deva tere waste,
je kade teri zndgi ch aa jave hanera,
main khud nu jla deva tere waste..

sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ? banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich pa le

Aap Chahe Bole Jo Bhi Boli,
Aap Toh Hai Is Dil Ki Humjoli,
Ab Chahe Ho Mausam Mein Diwali Ya Holi,
Aapki Muskan Toh Bana Deti Hai Rangoli.

Hanju sadi takdir,
asin hanjuan de vich rul jana,
asin umaran tak tuhanu yaad rakhna,
par tusi hauli hauli bhul jana.

Samundar Vicho Pani Nu Mukaya Nai Ja Sakda,
Gamma Vich Ronde Hoye Nu Hassya Nai Ja Sakda,
Banan Wale Ta Khud Apne Ban Jande Ne,
Zabardasti Kise Nu Apna Banyaa Nai Jaa Sakda.

Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart,
Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool,
Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute,
bas 1 chota sa Fark hai,
Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf.

Tu zeonda wasda reh sajna, sadi sun apni keh sajna,mein bhu8lan te mar javan, tu bhulke v vasda reh sajna...

YAAR DI GULAMI SADE PYAR DA ASOOL A, IK DUJE BINA SADI ZINDI FAZOOL A, DUNIA KOLO TA ASI PANI V NI MANGDE, TERE HATHOO DOSTA ZEHAR V KABOOL A,

4 kam karo,
1 Mobile Switch off Karo,
2 Battery Kholo,
3 Sim card Kaddo,
4 phone nu road te sutt dao,
Jad SMS nai karna tan phone dee ki jarurat hai....

Tu joothi tera pyaar jootha, kite vaade te kita ikraar jootha, teri is waffa nu me ki naam deva....sari duniya nu keh dita mera yaar jootha

ki pata osdi koi majboori howe,usnu bewafaa kahiye eh jaroori ta nahi...pyasa kite v pani pee sakda,ek khuh te hi pive eh jaroori ta nahi...supne dekhda har insaan ethe,har kise da supna pura howe eh jaroori ta nahi...pyar osnu kise hor naal v ho sakda hai,sade naal hi howe jaroori ta nahi....

vekhi kite yaara bhula na devi, karke vichode di gal rula na devi, je tu russ geya ta jind muk jaavegi, kite dukhan nu sadi kismat bana na devi