JAYANT's SMS Collection

Aaj Unho Ne He Rula Diya Hamein....!


Jo Tasaliyaan Diya Karte The

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Tum Roye to Hum Mar Jaengy.

Jin K Milte He Dil Ko Khushi Mil Jaye Mohsin


Wo Log kyun Zindagi Mai Kam Mila Karte Hain.

Itni Hasrat Se Mat Dekh Aasman Ko Aye Dost


Woh Sitara Bikhar Gaya Jis Ki Tujhe Talash Thi.

Sooraj Se Kaho Ziada Dair Mat Ruka Karay Faraz.


Meri Dunya Hai Kaghaz Ki Kahin Aag Na Lag Jaye.

Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab Poocha Tumhare Gali K
Bachon se to pata Chala ke

Tum To Sab ki Nani ho.

Apnay Watan Se Door Jo Kuch Bhi Mil Jaye
Sabar Shukar Se Kha Pi Lo.

Chahay Woh

Jootay He Kyon Na Hon.

Jab Dekho Mujhe To Apni Nigahein Thaam K Dekhna


Kahin Meri Dard Bhari Nigahon Se Tumhe Mohabbat Na Ho Jaye.

Bas Ek He Tamanna Rakhta Hon Main Apnay Dil Me Mohsin

Muhabbat Say Milo Chahay Mujhay Barbad He Ker Do.

My Son is my Son till he Gets a Wife,

But,
My Daughter is my Daughter all her Life!

A Tribute to All Daughters!

Who is a True And Great Friend?

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One Who Attends The Waiting Call of a Friend.
When Lover is on the Line. :-)

Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!

Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!

Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!

Raaton ko So na Paaon, Ab Itna Bhi Zulm Na Kar.


Daikh Subah Ho Gai Hai, Tujhy Yaad Karty Karty.

Good Morning

Breaking News:

Siyasat Daano Ki Jaale Degriyan Hoti Hain Magar

Asif Z*rdari Ka Birth Certificate Jali Nikal Aaya Hai.

-Express News-

"Har Harami Par Nazar".

Baap: (Bachay Se)

Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Par Hain?

Bacha: (Ghabra Kar)

Ammi Jaan Se Pochain.

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Wohi Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain. :-)

Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz...

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Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.
Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.

Ha Ha Ha....
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.. :-)

Bermingham, UK Main Sadar Zardari Per Joota Phenka Gaya...

Hum Is Harkat Per Ehtijaaj Karte Hain.....




Phenkne Waly Ko Mazeed Practice Karwai Jaye. :-)

Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?


Wah Wah


Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?



Aakhir JOOTAY Ki Bhi Koi SELF RESPECT Hai. :-)

Zindagi Hasne Ka Naam Hai,
Rona Kis Kaam Ka,
Jaane Wale Chale Gaye,
Unke Liye Dil Dukhana Kis Kaam Ka.

Tum Waqt ki Baat Karte Ho,
Waqt to guzar jata hai,
Do pal ki hai zindagi yahan,
Per Jina Kise Aata Hai.

Dosto ki Ulfat Se Mujhe Inkar Nahi.

Kon kehta hai k mujhe dosto se pyar nahi.

Dosto se wada he sath nibhane ka.

Per mujhe Apni Sanso Pe Aitbar Nahi.