When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips
"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" (Thomas Carruthers)
Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen)
We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller