Quotes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 72

“I would never lie. I wilfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“I’m not going to ask you if you said what you just said because I know it is what you just said.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“Know thyself? If I knew myself I''d run away.”
- Goethe

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
- Woody Allen

“If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren''t well enough to travel.”
- Sir Vivian Fuchs

“Nothing succeeds like a successor.”
- Jimmy Carter

“I’d like to have world peace. If that doesn’t work, I’d like to take over the world.”
- Some girl

“When you die you lose a very important part of your life.”
- Brook Shields

“I am, therefore I think.”
- Skeet Ulrich

“Buddha says ‘If you were bad in a past life, you get to be famous in this one.’”
- David Duchovny

“I was just here. Where did I go?”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Small Potatoes”

“Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.”
- David Letterman

“Why does anyone do the things they do?”
- “Clyde Bruckman” from “The X Files” in “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”
- Michael Aulfrey

“We all have faith and mine is the truth.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

“I not short, I’m Asian.”
- Tiffany Kho’s cousin Kevin

"I know more than you, because you think you know something, whereas I know I know nothing."
- Socrates

“Waste is a terrible thing to waste.”
- “Jose Chung” from “The X Files” in “Jose Chung’s ‘From Outer Space’”

“The philosophers have merely interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.”
- Karl Marx

“Thou shall not whine.”
- sign in Mr. Leibler’s classroom (high school economics teacher)

“Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.”
- Leo Buscaglia

“Young people who are parking are too often victims of CO (carbon monoxide).”
- Side note in A.P. Chemistry Book

“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
- Joseph Heller

“Don’t look up, it just may change your life.”
- Unknown on being abducted

“There are two kinds of people:
those who don''t do what they want to do,
so they write it down in a diary
about what they haven''t done,
and those who haven''t time to write about it because they''re out doing it.”
- Richard Flournay and Lewis Foster

“Don’t let worry kill you, let the Church help.”
- Kathie Lee Gifford

“The best way to a man''s heart is to saw his breast plate open.”
- Women''s restroom, Murphy''s, Champaign, IL

“There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.”
- Alfred Hitchcock

“’To do is to be. - Descartes
‘To be is to do.’ - Voltaire
‘Do be do be do.’ - Frank Sinatra”
- Men''s restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

“Every man likes the smell of his own farts.”
- Icelandic Proverb