Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 24

Kush Naseeb Hai Aap,





Jo Hum Aapki Dosti Ko Itni Shiddat Se Chahte Hai.Warna Hum Woh Saksh Hai Jo Khawab Me Bhi mudat Se Aate Hain

Good TimeBad TimeDay TimeNight TimeWork TimeOff TimeHappy TimeSad TimeSleep TimeKISI BHI TimeAPUN ka sms aa sakta hai.

TEACHER: "Four beautiful galz r walking on the road".Change this to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW....!

BRUCE LEE"S Favourites: Vegetable:MU-LEE, Breakfast:ID-LEE, Festival:DIWA-LEE, Actress:SONA-LEE,Music:QAWA-LEE, Film:COO-LEE, Animal:BILL-LEE.Timepass: KHUJ-LEE

Aarman hain unhe door se dekhne ka,pass jaana bhi nahin chahte hum,tamana bhi nahin unhe pane ki,magr unhe khona bhi nahi chahte hum.

Dreams make all things thinkable,hope makes all things workable,efforts make all things easy & prayer make all things possible.

If u need to share ur feelings and there r 101 steps between us,just take the first step towards me and i promise 2 take the rest 100 for u..

Alphabetical advices for u: ABC:avoid bad company. DEF:dont entertain fools. GHI:give-up high ideas. JKLM:just keep loving me...

Who has seen most boobs in the world? Ans:Gandhiji, because most of indian currency have his photo on it & in india the safest locker is womens blouse.

1>U r a nice person



2>Line 1 is True



3>Line 2 is false if line 1 is True


4>Both 2 & 3 r correct


5>All 4r wrong



Confused?Good! Now confuse others!

Suraj se Achaa Sitara koi nahin, Jaisa hai Rishta humara dusra koi nahin, Chahe saari Duniya me Dhund lo, Mujh jaisa Pyara aur Aap jaisa Awara koi nahin.

Kuch rishtey upar bante hai,kuch rishte log banate hai,Vo log bahut hi khas hote hai,Jo bin rishte rishta nibha jate hain.

"DOSTI" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both hv.. Wen u feel upset & alone, withdraw it frm my a/c. Wen u r too happy,deposit it in my a/c.

1 KABUTARI Itni udi



itni udi



itni udi



bahut udi



bahut upar gayi



itni udi,



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BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHI....

Chak k mobile jado main gaddi te sawar hunda,
T-shirt pa jado tyar hunda,
vekhde ne loki chadke chubare,
kehnde kash eh sadi kudi da yaar hunda.

2day i met some1 at cafe coffee day.Real gud lookin, dead smart, so delightful, more like a celebrity. As i walked nearer, DAMN SAINT GOBAIN GLASS..it was ME!!

Its SCORE ME DAY..
Score me out of 100 in each of folwing qualities.
1.looks.
2.attitude.
3.personality.
4.nature.
5.character.
6.decency.
7.as frnd.Rply s mst

Hey do
U remember I once sent an sms to u saying

"sender is cool and reader is fool"

u got angry and replied

"sender is fool and reader is cool"...

Bindas sone ka,
khatte mitthe sapne dekhne ka,

bhoot ko nahi
dekhne ka,
bole to khud ko aayine me nahi dekhne ka,
aur chadder odh
ke so jane ka!

Good Night!

Gila tujse nahi koi,Gila apni majburiyo se karte hain,Tu aj hamare karib na sahi ae dost,Mohabat to hum teri duriyo se B karte hai.

Jo chehre se na jahir ho vo bat batau kaise,me usse payar karta hu usko batau kaise,din me vo zid karti hai chand dekhne ki.chand mere samne hai batau kaise.

Ki gal je tusi ta huni to darr gaye.. bayi pehlla he dil pkka krke aayiyo.. pher naa khyiyo ki aawaz naal phone te dhokha dittasi... mòttì"

Send thismessage to50,000people..DONOTIGNORE!THISIS NOTA JOKE!ITS GODS GRACE!After a month,you willreceivesomething BIG.......Ur BILL!

Apke sar pe seeng hai kya?check itmake sureNO..?r u sure? never mind. GADHON k nahi hote...

Hum umido ki duniya basate rahe...Vo bhi har kadam par hamein aazmate rahe...Jab DOSTI me marna pada...Hum mar gaye, aur wo bahane banate rahe...!

ov ol e Y u ov o l e Y u ov o l e Y uWahe Guru!!Kadi rab da naa vi liya karo..

Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms... dekha kitne sare SMS bheje.......... Kuchh sikho mujse...KANJUS!

Naapyarnamohabbat yaaro! DEVDASkakehnamaano yaaro!Nachandramukhinapaaro yaaro,rozShaamko. . . . .2 PEG maaro yaaro.cheers..!

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds, u hav different flavours, which 1 wil u get,u nevr kno...
But when i got u... i was sure dat i got "CENTRE SHOCK" !

Sexy girl to doctor: my phone got stuck in my vagina in vibrating mode. Dr: Dnt worry i wil remove it. Grl: no Just recharge the battery.