Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 25

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals(>. .<) "v"Mouse ("v")(( ))Bird()(. .)()( ( - ) )Monkey (>.".<)( (..) )haila! U too??Soo sweet

When u propose2a grl,
its Direct Marketng

When u call her,
its Tele Marketin

When she walks 2u,
its Brand Recognition

When she slaps u,
its customer feedback

This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gifts in CASH, CHEQUES GIFTS,CHOCS etc. (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!

If u wnt succes in life
b swt as honey, b regular as clock, b fresh as rose, b soft as tissue,b sure as death,n b smart as






y r u prsng down
ofcourse as ME

Q:Wat is the similarity between a dinosaur & an intelligent girl? A:dono ab is duniya mein nahi hain!!

A TV interviewer was interviewing Mallika Sherawat. Interviewer: Aap subah uthke pehle kya karte ho? Mallika: Main subah uthke pehle APNE GHAR jaati hoon..!

OnLy OnLyOnLy OnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyTHIS msg is ONLY to disturb YOU!

Man was lyng nude on d beach. A girl strts playng tabla on his butt. Man:Wat r u doing? "Playng tabla." Man trns ovr & sez:Can u play flute?

Virappan mara gaya Hitlar raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin-Laden ka thikana nahi, Aap bhi dikhte nahi, lagta hai Dharti per ek bar phir SATYUG aa gaya.

Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha GALIB.Hawa mein betaab ud raha tha GALIB.Hawa mein aajad ud raha tha GALIB. Phir kya hua?







RUK GAI HAWA GIR GAYA GALIB.

Hamne jo bnaye Rishte kaise kaise ho gaye, kabhi Apke Dost the, ab Aise Vaise ho gaye, Agar abhi Aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge Dost se pyare Paise ho gaye.

Arz kiya hai-Ikhtiyaar-e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena! (wah,wah,wah)Jab iska matlab samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi bata dena....!

They say that any number multiplied by Zer0=Zer0,then why doesnt the same hapn wen i multiply Zer0 with the DISTANCE between YoU & Me?

Bagvan sri krishn ne geetha me kaha hai
kaliyug me ek karmayogi dost hoga jo sms karte rahega aur dusra paapi sirf padke muskuralega.
Hass paapi hass....

A
human
can
hold
his
breath
4 a min,
Aft dat
his lungs
go weak,
his blood
circulation
reduces eventually
he dies.
So
pls hav mercy on ur frnz
USE A DEODORANT

Be4 facing a new day bow ur head & say dis prayer:Thank u God 4 this goodlooking sender may his smartness inspire me d whole day .

What did God said after creating the
First NEEGRO

......Aaila ..... YEH TOH JAL GAYA.

SPECIALISTS says : DOC 2 LADY- U R LOOKING SO WEAK & EXHAUSTED! ARE YOU TAKING UR 3 MEALS A DAY AS I HAD ADVISED? LADY:OH,MY GOD! I HEARD 3 MALES PER DAY.

Man at wife delivery 2 nurse:Agar Ladka ho to say-Pappu pass ho gaya n Ladki ho to say Pappu fail ho gaya. Nurse:Pappu ki cmprtmnt ayi hai.

Let medraw urface!DontMOVE!NearlyfinishedOKDone!Wanna look? ,****, ( @..@ ) "(--)" Hi Main Mar Java , kinne sone ho tussy.

How do you convert
WATER into Coke?
*
.
*
Any guesses...?
.
*
Answer:
Pani ko fridge me rakho.
Fridge mein pani thanda ho jayega.
Aur Thanda

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Frnds
r like
Fishes.

u hv
2sit patient
4a long time
2catch a nice 1

J$T LIKE
I GughT YU..


..BETR STAY NICE..
or i ll fry U!hapy frndship day

Kash mere dardo ki tuje aisi saja mile. kash mere dardo ki tuje aisi saja mile. tuje aayee ho bade jor se aur karne ki jagah na mile

Can u solve this puzzle?
"i live in water, if u cut my head i am at ur door, if u cut my tail i am a fruit, if u cut both then i am with u".
Send me the answer.

Smart Male+Smart Nari=AFFAIR JARIBevkoof Male+Smart Nari=JEB KHALISmart Male+Bevkoof Nari=PAAV BHARIBevkoof Male+Bevkoof Nari=SHAADI PYARI

Dear subscriber, Your roaming facility has expired today... Please return to d ZOO immediately.... THANK YOU.......

Our relationship is like playing on a see-saw,not only because its always fun with u...But also because i wont mind going down to see u rise.... :)

You know the three light saving the earth from darkness

1 - sunlight



2 - moonlight



3 - u the great,



" tubelight "

u"ve gotSTYLEu"ve gotCLASSu"ve gotLOOKSu"ve gotFACEu"ve gotCHARMu"ve gotBRAINS!Oops,sOrry,galat number pebhej diya