Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 64

Abba ne kaha, mera beta engineer banega!




wah ! wah !!



Abba ne kaha, mera beta engineer banega!!




ACP ne kaha,lagta hai daya, ye aisa nahi manega!!!

Yu khamosh rahke tadpaogi kab tak,
Wah wah
Yu khamosh rahke tadpaogi kab tak,
Wah wah..
Cameraman Manish k sath Avneet Bhargava Aaj Tak

door hoker karib rahna nazakat hai meri/.yaad banke dil me rahna shararat hai meri.karib na hote hue bhi karib paoge.kyo ki ehsaas banke dil me rahna aadat hai meri.

Kapade banane ke liye lagti hai rue
wah wah wah
Kapade banane ke liye lagti hai rui Daya, iski maut zaher khane se nahi hui...

Hum pyar kar kisi ko rulate nahi. Dil me basakar kisiko bhulate nahi. Hum to rishto ke liye jaan bhi dete, Par log sochte hai ki hum Rishte nibhate nahi.

Jahan judai ho wahan milan ka alag mazaa hai
Mehboob bewafaa ho to zindagi ek sazaa hai
Aap jaisa dost agar har kisiko naseeb ho
Ye to bas khuda ki razaa hai

Ek sharaabi Vivah film dekh kar Ghar aaya aur Biwi se bola
''Tujhe pikar me dekhu.. mujhe hak hai.
Tu bhi piti hai daru mujhe shak hai"!!!;

dard de jo mehboob ko mere
aisi raah nai chuni jati
apna dil tadapkar mar jaye gham nai
uske aansoon ki sada bhi suni nai jati !!!

Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki "BUAA"Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

500 ke note dekh kar lo aajkal woh farzi hai
500 ke note dekh kar lo aajkal woh farzi hai
ACP Praduman bola " lagta hai khooni ladka nahi ladki hai "

Ab pakau Sms bhej kar nahi karenge tumhe bor
wah wah
ab pakau Sms bhej kar nahi karenge tumhe bor,
khiche muje koi Dor..teri or,teri or....teri or

guys i'll talk to u later see you soon



guys i'll talk to u late see you soon




Abhijit - oh my god SIR EK AUR KHOON

Ek Sher Arj Hai..

Osa Hai Gosa Hai
Barish Ka Bosa Hai
Wah wah !!!

Osa Hai Gosa Hai
Barish Ka Bosa Hai,

Manga Tha SAMOSA laya tu Dosa Hai

zayed khan hai hritik ka saala



zayed khan hai hritik ka saala



ACP ne kaha - oh my god Abhijit tumne toh ise maar daala

Summer sms:
Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole.
Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole
Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole ole ole.

Badle the woh, mausam hame keh gaye
achhe the woh, bura hame keh gaye,
hamne toh ki thi har pal wafa unse,
nibhai khud se na gayi toh, bewafa hame keh gaye

Khush ke pal me ek dua hamari he
Apka ghar base ye khwaish hamari he

Hum chahte he ki aap Arrenge merriage kare
Qki aapki GF pe nazar hamari He

Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!


Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!


Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo!!!

Apki shakl ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
kya bataun ki yeh wakya kaisa hai,
kaun kehta h aap ullu jaise ho
such to yeh h ki ullu apke jaisa hai !

Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!


Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!


Congrats abhijeet! bachha mil gaya!!!

Deadly shayri:
PITAAJI bane DAD,
MAA ban gai MOM...
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PITAAJI bane Dad,
MAA ban gai MOM...
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WWW dot YAHOO dot COM...!!

Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!


Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!





ACP bola, Daya, send him behind the bar!!!

Chennai ki team me khelta hai raina..
Wah wah
Chennai ki team me khelta hai raina...Wah wah
Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisise ab kya kehna..

Prit ki lat mohe aisi lagi ho gayi main diwani!!


wah


Prit ki lat mohe aisi lagi ho gayi main diwani!!



Aur CID ke hath laga gaya ek aur khooni!!!!

Darr ke age hoti hai jeet!


Darr ke age hoti hai jeet!


In sabko beuro le chalo abhijeet!!!

Ham AapKo Khone Na Denge,
Apne Se Juda Hone Na Denge,
Aaj Hi Bhijwa Rahe Hain 1OOOO Macchar,
Jo Raat Bhar Apko Sone Na Denge.

Badi si Deewar me chhoti si darar hai!


wah!!


Badi si Deewar me chhoti si darar hai!



Ye kya salunke? Qatil abhi tak farar hai???????

EXAM tym hai,Apne andar k sher ko jaga lo,
wah..
EXAM tym hai,Apne andar k sher ko jaga lo,
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Godrej kesh kala, bus kato, kholo aur lag lo.

tujhme rab dikhata hai, yara me kya karu?


wah!

tujhme rab dikhata hai, yara me kya karu?



daya, talashi kardo shuru!!!

Arz kiya he,
Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,
Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,

Agar IPL ka tikt Nai mila
to party hila denge.