Akash's SMS Collection

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro,


Wah Wah

Wah Wah



Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bana Liya Kro..(>_<)
smjha idiot..

School Pj:
Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah

Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah
Student says..











"PLz mam may i go to toilet"??..

KILLER METRO PJ: 1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar
1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar
passengrs plz pay attention nxt station is shyam bazaar.....!

Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

The King Pj: Dost ne pucha xam me "5th ans batao"




Dost ne pucha xam me "5th ans batao"








Maine kaha "melody khao aur khud jaan jao"....

The worst period of college life is called
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"STUDY HOLIDAYS..!''
where you can neither study nor enjoy..! ;-)

Which is d best of 2? School or college life?"Add +1 to ur ans & frwd it 2 ur frnds" Vote: school=20050 college=1781 dnt stop..
keep frwrding.

I ask God to give me a frnd who is smart, charming,cute, lovable,inteligent n adorable.


then he snd u to me.



Tabhi se bhagwan par se b bharosa uth gaya.

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Thanks for Watching My New Film'TAARE MOBILE PAR'
Kaisa laga? batana pz

A Very Emotional Shayari, plz don't cry after reading it..
Zindagi ne diye aaj bahot hi sitam..
Subah potty jaane se pehle Pressure khatam..!
Hahaha

Happy saraswati puja maa saraswati apko sudh budi de taki apke pas achi adate rai buri hmasa ke liye nikal jaye bolo saraswati maa ki jay.

Boy:
Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl:
Any proof?
Boy:
We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)

To be the SUBJECT of JEALOUSY is the sign of FAILURE in life..
To be the OBJECT of JEALOUSY is the sign of SUCCESS in life..

Lovely quote said by a True frnd:
Hurt me
Tease me
Make me Cry.
But
In d end
Give me ur shoulder on which i can Cry..
Tu hi to Mera dost he.

Bhiga sa lgta hai alam tmhe, bhigi si lgti hai subah tmhe, bhiga lg raha hai sara jahan tmhe, uth ja pagal tune bistar gila kr diya hai.....

JOB IN VODAFONE
Send ur CV:[email protected]
Last Date:30Nov
Salary:45000-60000
Job Nature:Vodafone k Tower pe baithke airtel k Signal Rokna.

On this SARASWATI PUJA, Sweet surprises, Rays of Joys, so much Fun and a Grand Celebration to you all! Happy SARASWATI PUJA TO U AND UR FAMILY AND ALL!njoy.

Imagine.. Urself in a boat which is sinking,
sharks n crocodiles all around u!
What can u do 2 save urself???


oye budhbak...
very simple "stop IMAGINING"!!

How 2 grow strong relation?
Pick da GOOD HEART,
Plant it in a pot of TRUST,
Water wid EMOTIONS,
Add some FAITH,
Remove MISUNDERSTANDINGS,&
Nourish wid Love...