as's Quote Collection

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo…

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi, bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.