P S's Quote Collection

I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills. Now I'm wondering how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel.

bored is bored but is bored bored on the bored side of bored side of life

Some people would be in such perfect shape if they ran as much as their mouth does on others

Lift your spirits...raise your glass and then tell them all to kiss your a$$!

Today is sorry saying day.. if I ever was angry with you or misbehaved, or hurt you, please just slap your self, it must be ur mistake, coz I an basically a nice guy

Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don't point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are!!!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.

he can hold your hand like i do , he can kiss you like i do , he can hug you like i do , but he will never never love you like i do !

If you asked me if I love you as much as I did some years ago,I would have to say no. Mistakes have been made, lessons have been learned, I love you more now.

Sometimes u gotta run to see who runs after u. Sometimes u gotta talk quieter to see who's listening. Sometimes u make a mistake to see who will help u fix it.

the toilet paper wrapping says 100% recycled...lets all take a moment to think about this for a second

Girl's Status msg on Facebook:'Feeling Sad' - 1702 comments.
Guy's Status msg:'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
1 Comment - "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike now

Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"

kanto bahri ah me kaun saath deta hai ?
Mom/Dad - No
Husband/Wife No
Friends - No
Lover - No
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only ur Chappal !
utha ke choom lo :)

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock each other down, irritate each other, hate each other but can't live without each other.

I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...I am ME!!!

once a farmer put up scare crow with Rajnikant's picture as face.
Crows brought back the corn they stole last evening.

Women are angels , and when someone cuts their wings, they continue to fly .... on a broomstick. They're flexible that way!

Boss hangs a notice on his office door, "I am D boss, don't forget"
When he returns from lunch sum1 had written "Ur wife called up she wants her notice board back!:-)