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Tcher:"George chopped down his fathers tree & admitted doing it. Do u know why his father didn't punish him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George still had th axe in his hand."
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Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason...
Marriage Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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I Can't Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I'm Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
Hindi Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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A Wedding
Is Just Like A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flower ...
Wedding
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~|
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Always dn't depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
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Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police.
Man:"Sorry,officer was I driving too fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U were flying too slow."
Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony
But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)
Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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Definition of
"A great loser":
A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
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His wife picks up the phone... ;-)
Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy
Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya
Hindi Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p
Hindi Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti Tou Phr Mujhe kisi Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.
Hindi Jokes
Asish Sharaff
Thu, Feb 12, 2009
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