JAYANT's Quote Collection - Page 19

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P

(No Women for Pathan)

has been re-named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua - K.P.K

(Khan Pay Khan)

An Admirable Decision.

P=Petrol Rs.71
A=Aata 400 Rs/Kg
K=Khudkush Hamlay
I=ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarkoun Pay Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam Pareshan
N=No Electricity
Yae hai mera Pakistan

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.








Utth Kanjriye...
Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.

The Most Funniest Question Asked by Pakistanis.

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Yaar Light Hai Tumhari Taraf? :-)

Jis ke bina hume koi saans nahi ati,
Kyu ye hawa un ko apne saath nahi lati,
Kehti hai baar baar udas dil ki dharkan hume,
Aisa lagta hai ab un ko hamari yaad nahi ati...

Tum zamane ke ho hamare siwa,
Hum ksi ke nahi tumhare siwa,
Tumhe yaqeen dilayein to kis tarah akhir?
Hamara koi nahi hai sirf tumhare siwa..

Press Down To Have A CAKE

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Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye
Tum
Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To
SUGAR Ho Jayegi.

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless…
Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

rate of load shedding is

directly proportional to the temperaature of

atmosphere provided da beghairtee of wapda remains constant.

A woman is always right.
Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable and even downright stupid.... but NEVER EVER wrong...!

Little advice to guys:
“Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!!!...

Newton’s New Law of motion
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“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..

Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par

Color kiya,

Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya






"SAME AS ABOVE"

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.

Banta: Haan..

Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

Aao!

Aaj hum Dono Wada karein

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Hum Zindagi bhar pyar karenge

Hum Wafa karenge

Ham Mohbbat karenge



Sirf or sirf Apni


Piyari



"AMMI JAAN" se..

Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe

Aur phir naak pe


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KISS





Qadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti...!!

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...

Admi: Woh Kaise??

Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo Hai...

Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!

Baji:Haramkhor, sharam nahi ati, road per bheeg maangte ho..!

Faqeer:Tere 1 rupay ke liye Office khol loon..!

Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.

Billboard On The Side Of The Road:


"Keep Your Eyes On The Road

And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia hai?

Chor ne jawab dia....:

Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!!

Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
Or 2nd boli ni.
Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola






Mai kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun.