Jagadish jagadish's SMS Collection

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon
instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani,
She told stupid
"This was a missed call"

Luv's not abt xpressing wth heavy wrdz, itz all abt undrstnding,
a gentle touch n a pure Heart...

The smallest thing i know is I,
& the biggest thing i know is YOU,
the person whom i will never forget is you ,
i will alway think of
you,
miss you a lot.

A sardar travelling in a train gets down in every station and buys ticket to next station guess why.....?
bcz, DOCTOR told him to avoid long journey...

I luv ur eyes,
i luv ur smile,
i cherish ur ways,
i adore ur style,
Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!

"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up
& blue,
just remember this I'll always be there 4 u,
Im no angel N cant change ur fate,
but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my DOSTHI........

Sardar in Mysore Palace,
Tourist guide: Sir Plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.
Sardar: Oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...

One Candle enough to cut darkness.
One good guide enough 4 success.
One true frnd enough to make life happy.

Monkey 1:Excuse me, i'm new to this tree, can i speak with boss monkey?

Monkey2: shhhhu... silence, Boss is reading msg!!!!!!!!!

Kissing a WOMAN at her forehead
is respect,
cheek is care,
lips is love,
neck is lust,
bt kissing infront of her husband is PAKKA METER MAGA......

WHEN
POCKET'S

FULL OF

MONEY

GRILS

ARE MANY........

WHEN POCKET
EMPTY"

GRILS

BECAME

420
Public awareness pass 2all BOYS....