satishtiwari21's Quote Collection

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

"High Class Insult"


Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho

Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai

Arz hai..............

Ankhon mein nur hai

Chehre pe sarur hai

Kisi Achi si ladki ko mera number de do

kyoki meri shadi abhi bahut dur hai

99Kamro ka Mahal Ho
Motiyo se Saja Darbar ho
Income ho Arbo mein
or 20BMW car ho


SAb mil sakta hai sapno mein
isliye jagne hai bekar

Soja mere yar

Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo
Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….

Mohabbat k saray rang
Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy
Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy…

How long will you be special to me?
How long will you be special to me?

As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

1.All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money, health and leave u a total wreck.

2. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

3. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule

If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

Here on Earth it's almost always true, that tomorrow will follow today.
Yet there is a place where yesterday always follows today.
Where is this place?

What five letter word, no matter how you pronounce it, is always pronounced wrong?

I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.

Who am I?

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
really works

Raat chup chaap hai magar chand khamosh nahin,
kaise keh doon aaj fir hosh nahin,
aisa dooba teri aankhon ki gehraai mein, haathmein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahin......

Rishte to sirf ek ittefaq hai,
ye to dilon ki mulaqaat hai,
ishq nahin dekhta ye din hai ke raat hai,
is mein to sirf wafadaariya aur jazbaat hai..............