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Department of Redundancy Department

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can''t prove it.

Cole''s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.

khud pe bharosa hai
to KHUDA tere sath hai,
apno pe bharosa hai
to har DUAA tere sath hai,
zindagi se kabhi mat harna
A DOST jab tak tere ye
DOST tere sath hai........
manoj soni 9827641719

Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my Love

If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.

Love is not finding someone to live with, It’s finding someone you can’t live without. ~Rafael Ortiz

u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,
I’ll never get enough of u.

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing….

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

“Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.”

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.

Keep me as a friend I will keep in my heart lock it up & throw the key that no one take you away from me

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

If U sneeze once, Think I''m remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I''m Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

While we consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

It''sthe repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

You andyour spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you

DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR, KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR, SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR, DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.

PYAR KE RANG SE BHARO PICHKARI,SNEH KE RANG SE RANG DO DUNIYA SARI,YE RANG NA JANE KOI JAAT NA KOI BOLI,AAPKO ADVANCE ME HAPPY HOLI

Teri yadein rakh di sambhalkar,dur kahi is dilse nikalkar,sab kuch to wapas le liya hai tumne dur jakar,in yadon ko b le jana kisi roz aakar..

Arz hai Yaade wo nahi, jo tanhai me aati hai. Yaade wo nahi, jo tanhai me aati hai. Yaade wo hai, jo bhid me bhi tanha kar jaati hai.

Tumko Hame Yaad karne ki Fursat Nahi, Humko Tumhe Bhulane k Aadat Nahi,Tujhe Bhulake Jiye Bhi Kaise,e,dost tere Bina Jeene ki Aadat jo nahi.

Tamam umar zindgi se dur rahe,teri khushi k liye apni khushi se dur rahe,ab isse badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi,k tere hoke bhi tujse dur rahe

Humari apni hi chahat humare dil ka zakham bun gai ! Jis sharaab se rahte they dur wahi sharaab ab marham ban gai !!

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo.. Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo.. Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara.. Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaarooo.....

Na khairiyat koi na paigham aaya hai, jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aaya hai, kya dost nai bhula di dosti meri? na dua na koi salaam aaya hai

Jite har bazi to mashur ho gaye..Apki hasi me hase to aansu koso dur ho gaye..Bas ek aapki dosti ke badoult aj hum kanch se kohinoor ho gaye

Ummidon ke sahare jiye jaa rahe hain, tera naam lab pe liye jaa rahe hain. Ek tum ho ki milne ka naam nahin lete, ek hum hain ki intezaar kiye jaa rahe hain

Hum ji rahen hai, sirf tumhara didar karke saans bhi le rahe hai tumhe yaad karke khuda ke paas to ek din hum bhi jayege per jayenge tera intZaar karke.

Ishq kiya tujhse, mere aitbaar ki hadh thi; Ishq mein de di jaan, mere pyaar ki hadh thi; Marne ke Baad Bhi khuli thi aankhen, yeh mere intezar ki hadh thi..!

Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko Log chehre tak bhul jate hai Tum samandar ki baat karte ho Log aankho me dub jate hai

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don''t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)