Avish's SMS Collection

Ortho Surgeon to Patient :
“I’ve Good news and
Bad news for you.
The Bad news is
I Amputated the Wrong Leg.
The Good news is Your
Bad Leg is Getting Better.”

Doctors can be
Frustrating.!
You Wait a
Month-and-a-half
for an Appointment,
and he says, “I Wish
You’d Come to Me Sooner”

Patient : Doctor, You
have given Two Prescriptions.!
Doctor : Yes, This one
is to to make You
Feel Better and the
other one to make the
Drug Company Feel Better

Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window

You came to my life unpredicted
Everything happen next is unexpected
We just ride on the flow
Without knowing, we acted out in the show.

I can’t heal the hurt I’ve been feeling since you left
I need you more than I can explain.
Though only two hours are between us,
My age forbids us to see each other.

Man’s Aim in Life-
76543210
7-Digit Earnings
6-Digit Savings
5-Room Penthouse
4-Wheel Limo
3-Week Holiday
2-Lovely Girlfriends
1-Sweet and Silent Wife
0-Enemies

When I Send an SMS
It Doesn’t Mean
You Have to Do
the Same
You Can Send
Movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs
Even DDs & Cheques
are Accepted
BE DIFFERENT

A very touching conversation :
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??

?

Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump…
Think different.....

A man bid on a Parrot
in an Auction.
He really Wanted this
bird, so he kept on
bidding.
But he kept on
getting Outbid, so
he bid Higher and Higher.
Finally, he Won the Bid.
As he was paying, he
said to the auctioneer,
“I surely hope such a
Costly Parrot Can Talk.”
“Don’t worry”, said
the Auctioneer, “He
Can Talk. Who Do you
Think Kept Bidding
Against You.?”…

In a Coupe of a
Long Distance Train
a Man and a Woman who are Strangers travel.
Though Embarrassed
and Uneasy to be in
the Same room they
fall asleep.
Man in the Upper Berth
At 2 AM He gently
wakes her up saying,
Ma’am Sorry to bother
Can you reach into the closet get me a 2nd
Blanket, it’s Very Cold.
She said, I’ve a
Better Idea. Why Don’t
we pretend that We’re Married.?
Wow.! Great idea, he’s excited.
She said,

.

.

Then Get Up and
Take it Yourself.!

Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!”
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t - I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!”

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Someone said,
‘A Fool can Ask More Questions that a Wise person canNot Answer’
Student : No wonder why
so many of us are speechless when
Lecturers ask questions

3 Students Didn’t
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
.
.
.
.
.
WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????

WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put only 1 child to sleep, but…
A lecturer cAn put the
Whole clAss to sleep….!

PROFESSOR - Fools ask
so many questions
which make a
Wise man go Mad.
PAPPU - You are right sir, we go thru a
similar situation during
our exams.!

One day in ur life a handsome boy wil come, who wil love u a lot.

He wil touch u with love and give u many kisses..

And will say

I

LOVE

U

MUMMY

THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…