Pranshu's Quote Collection - Page 5

To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

John and Yoko would be upset to hear this. (War is over if you want it...

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Ek pal ehsaas ban key aate hoh, Aur doosre pal khwaab ban ke udd jaatey hoh, Yeh maloom hai ki tanhai sey darr hai humey, Phir bhi baar baar tanha chod jaatey hoh....

Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha,
Aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi,
Who let the dogs out… who who who...

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat cat seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat..........

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya

Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

May you have a very Happy Christmas and a wonderful New Year 1998! :) I hope that in 1998 you can spend a lot of time with your family and friends. Please spend time doing the things that make YOU happy.

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.

Christmas gift suggestions from Oren Arnold: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

There''s richness in a love for life
Here among the valentines,
A king and queen as man and wife:
Not leaning towards what lust inclines;
Knowing well the needs of state
Yon regal grace alone attends,
On which the peace, both small and great,
Undone by doubt, alone depends.

Christianity makes suffering contagious

Christmas is the season when you buy this year''''s gifts with next year''''s money.

It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters .

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.

Happy b!rth day my Sweet l bella, may all happiness come 2 u in all ur rest life.

Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.

See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek!

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin''them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person but loving the imperfect person perfectly.

Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

Longest is mother’s love.
Shortest is other’s love.
Sweetest is lover’s love.
But
Strongest is fiend’s love.
Thanx for being my friend.

True love knows no boundaries. It is the people involved who create them.

Some friends are simply irreplaceable. A true person easily becomes a true friend. True friendship is indeed rare. Some become our best friends....

Trust your heart don''t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren''t the chances we take but the ones we don''t take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart Good Luck!

A true friend is the one who knows more about you than yourself and still loves you

Even on the road to hell a flower will make you smile.

A friendship that stops existing,was actually never there.

When an argument flares up, the wise man quenches it with silence

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

To love means not to impose your own powers on your fellow man but offer him your help. And if he refuses it, to be proud that he can do it on his own strength.

A friend like you happens once in a lifetime.

Better bend than break.

The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love.

We turn not older with years but newer every day.

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.

There is nothing more noble or admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer, Odyssey

It is the privilege of those who fear love to murder those who do not fear it!