Rahul's Quote Collection - Page 7

santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP. frog jumped. he cuts another leg n say JUMP. .. it jumped. repets for 3ed leg. Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP, frog coudnt jump.

Samaya Hay Tujhy Apnay Andar Is Tarah
Badal Main Bijli Ho Jis Tarah
Phoolo`n Main Khushb`o Ho Jis Tarah
Sooraj Main Kiran Ho Jis Tarah
Ragon Main Dourta Ho Khoun Jis Tarah
Samaya Hay Tujhy Apnay Andar Is Tarah.

Aey RAB apne paas meri ya amanat rakhna,
Rehti Dunya tak usko salamat rakhna,
Meri ankhon ke chahe sare deep buja de,
Magar uski ankhon ke sare khuwab slamat rakhna,

To forget u is hard to do n to forget me is up to u. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms.
Ideal for fuckers who don''t know when to pull out.

A baniya has sex just on alternate days! His friend asks him the reason. Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!

Air Hostess came out of Pilot''s Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it''s called COCK- PIT

What’s d heights of tension?
When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.

When we talk about love, words fail us. It is not that we cannot express; it is just that we don''t find the right words to convey our truest emotion. Have you been in the same situation before? Get linked to some of the cutest love quotes you have ever read.

,,,,,
( '' , '' ) they say,
(!==!)height does l_l_I not matter
,,,,, ( '' ) but
( ''._.''/ / SIZE
(l==/ / does!!
(__)_)

("v") u r spcial
''v("v") 2 me
''v'' so...
no mater weder I txt u or not, u
are always rememberd!
()""()
( ''o'' )")
( . )/ its TRUE, i SWEAR

Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ….?

I wish there is another expression 2 say 1:4:3, if only i can find it, i will say it, if only i can say it, then my luv for u will have full expres...

Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great. -Roger de Bussy-Rabutin

U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i''ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE...

Know U R Missing Me
I M Some Where
Dhundo Mujay


U R Searching 4 Me In Ur Mobile?
(:-I am in Ur Heart:-)

Nobody knows of the work it makes, To keep the home together. Nobody knows of the steps it takes, Nobody knows-but Mother.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, all fear of an end. -Madame de Stael

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. -Ben Hecht

Don''t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.

I was only looking at your nametag, honest!

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

As I said before, I never repeat myself. As long as I can remember, I''ve had amnesia.

Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

Ham and Eggs: A day''s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the
1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!!
Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE

Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar, ankhon se pyar jatate ho, Jab bhi aate ho, hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.

No wonder I''m unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.

“I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it''s often the same message: They hope it''s my last.”

An important element of friendship is communication, and that''s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don''t want to cut the line that connects US...

You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.

Women is symbol of power, God''s finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women''s day

EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one''s opinion, but rather toknow it.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Information is a negotiator''s greatest weapon.

By blending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.

When ckwards.

It takes time to save time.

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

No wisdom like silence.