Rahul's Quote Collection - Page 8

You have opened the doors of my heart. Now it''s for you to walk through it.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Banta: I''ve discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What''s it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, ''I''m leaving u!'' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

"There can be no Friendship where there is no Freedom."

A txt mssg sent w/out effort s received w/out pleasure. U give me a lot of pleasure. Gud

A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what'' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what''s urs?
Man: Beer cunt!

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain

Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his ''Law of Gravity''

Love is like breathing if you stop you will die

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i know u SHIT yourself!

o,,o Hallo
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A simple ''HELLO'' can b so sweet...
H:How r u?
E:Everything ok
L:Like to c u
L:Love to hear u
O:Obviously I MISS U!

(I MISS U)are 3 words,But take 3 seconds to read, 3minutes to think, 3 hours to understand, 3days to demonstrate, 3weeks to explain and whole life to prove it!!!!!

. Press down if you miss me
So U Miss Me
Ok You Can Stop
Still Pressing
Well, I miss you too.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it''s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. -Amy Bloom

Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.

The search ended awhile ago, im not on the prowl anymore, n i dont plan on being on it any time soon. you took my heart, n its for keeps, for real, not for fake,. you are the bright side of my bad days

I''ve been wondering why you''re not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And ompanionship For all the years of your lives!

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I''m sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I''d cherish you.

Children have neither past nor future; and that which seldom happens to us, they rejoice in the present. -Jean de La Bruyere

Sometimes the best gain is to lose. -George Herbert

I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt. -Kurt Langner

Isn''t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Chalo tum kuch aisa karo..
Chand se thori c matti lo, phir uss k 2 mujasme banao...
1 tum jesa... 1 mujh jesa... Phir asia karo ..
Un mujasmo ko tor do... Phir matti ko goondh lo..
Phir se uss k 2 mujasme banao..
Tum may kuch kuch mai reh jaoon..
mujh may kuch kuch tum reh jaoo

white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn''t show its age.

Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC... That''s why I never fall ill :-)

The torment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledgethat the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn''t being said.

You and your spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you

Before everything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

ThE time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Like a ball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

This, too, shall pass.

In art, as in love, instinct is enogh.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it''s out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.