vicky malhotra's SMS Collection

MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se: Ek call pakistan kar lu?
yam: Ok !
call ke baad,
Mush :kitna bill hua?
Yam :kuch nahi.
Mush :kyon?
Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai...

Pyar bhara ULLU message
You Are “UltiMate”
You Are “Loveable”
You Are “Lovely”
You Are “Unique”..
In Short You Are Ullu…

In rastoo pay na baytho hawa tang karay gi
Bichary howay logoo ki sada tang karay gi
Maat tot kay chahoo kisi ko aghaz-e-safar may
Bichiray ga to aik aik ada tang kara

kabhi is nagar tujhe dikhna kabhi us nagar tujhe dhondna,
kabhi raat bhar tujhe sochna kabhi taar bhar tujhe dhondna,
mera khuwab tha k khyaal tha wo urooj tha k zawaal

Rafaqtoon k silsilay na toot jain kahin
Kabhi Kabhi milna k silsila rakhna
Mana k aur log bhi hain kareeb tere
magar mere zat ko auron se juda rakhna

Ae zindgi mujh se yeh daga na kar
Mar jaon us k bina yeh dua na kar
Koi dekhe bhi usey to hoti ha jalan
Ae hawa ab to b usey chua na kar.

Mere nigah-e-kamal ka intikhab ho tum
Husn k phool mein haseen gulab ho tum
Log kehte hain doston mein wafa nahi hoti
Logon k sub sawalon k jawab ho tum.

Tu durr hai mujhse aur pass b hai,
Teri kami ka dard aur ehasaas b hai,
dost lakho hai mere is jaha main
par tu pyara b hai aur khas b hai....>>

Ek bar pyar aur dosti mile.pyar ne dosti se pucha:- tum kya karti ho?
Dosti ne jawab diya:- main un aankhon me muskaan bharti hu,
jahan tum aansu chod hate ho>>>>

True friends will see you through,
beleived in things you wanna do,
feel happy when your dreams cme true,
and best of all, they don't judge you.
They just love yo

if u get less mesages from me,
do not think that i did not care for u,
but i m searching for the best message
for a best person like u!

Hamare ammi abba humse
itni mohabbat karte the ke hume sulane
ke lie sari raat jagte the,
aur hm fir b nhi sote the..
WAZEER:Tbhi ap iklote reh gaye..

Love is friendship, friendship is love.
If love fails, friendship should remain.
For friendship is the foundation of love

Tchr: Bachho batao billi
1 saath itne saare bacche kaise paida karti hai?

Kid: Mam agar aap road pe
billi ki tarha ghumo to aap ko pata chal jayega!!

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it. Banta: Is this dog faithful? Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned

Drunken Santa points towards sky and asks drunken Banta; Is it sun or moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am also new in the town.

smiles r birds which fly from face to face.
May ur smile give them a better nest
so they can live there foreever...

Tumhari yaado ko rok pana hai mushkil.
Rote hue dil ko manana hai mushkil.
Yeh dil aapko kitna yaad kar raha hai,
Is kalam se likh pana hai mushkil.

Jaane kitni udaan baaki hai,
Is parinde me jaan baaki hai...
Jitni batni thi bat chuki yeh zameen,
ab to bas aasmaan baaki hai....

When i call you.....1st ring i miss you
2nd ring i think of you,
3rd ring i like you,
4th ring i like you,
so much 5th ring,
idiot pick up the phone.