R.J.'s Quote Collection

Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo

Aur Na Tadpao

Ab To Bata Do

Aur Na Sharmao

Arre Bol Bhi Do

Ki

Aap

Humse

Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Krne me.

Kishi K Hotho Par Pyar Aaj Bhi He,
Dil Me Vo Aitbar Aaj B He,

Jara Sa Mudkar Dehh Vo Jindgi Ko,

Kisi Najar Ko Tera Intzar Aaj Bhi He...

Kash Samjhate Vo Is Dil Ki Tadap Ko,
To Yun Na Hame Rusva Kiya Hota,
Unki Har Berukhi Manzoor Thi Hame,
Bas Ek Bar Palat Kar Dekh Liya Hota...

Sisha He Dil Jane Kab Tut Jaye,
Sath Ye Hmara Jane Kab Chut Jaye,
Hamari Dosti Ki Bilkul Adat Na Dale,
Zindgi Ye Meri Jane Kab Ruth Jaye......

Sitaro Ko Gin Kar Dikhana Mushkill He,
Kismt Me Jo Likha Ho Use Mitana Mushkil He,
Hume Aapki Jarurat Ho Ya Na Ho,
Par Ahmiyat Aapki Lafzo Me Jatana Muskil He..

Mar Gye Kitne Yaha Pyase,
Boond Saagar Me Baras Kar Reh Gyi,

Hum Sochte Hai Aayega Koi Paigaam Aapka,

Magar Phir Se Nighahe Taras Kar Reh Gyi...............

Tourist - Is Fort Me Koi Bhoot He Kya?
Guide - Me Yaha Itne Saalo Se Kaam Kar Raha Hoon,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha,

Tourist - Kitne Saal Hue?

Guide - 300 Saal......

Ye Jindagi Haseen Hoti, Agar Chahne Se Har Dua Kabool Hoti,
Kehne Ko To Sab Apne Hain,
Par Kash Koi Aisa Ho Jise Mere Dard Se Takleef Hoti......

Tum Kya Jaano Kya Hoti He Tanhai,
Tutte Huye Patto Se Pucho Kya Hoti He Tanhai,
Yu Bewafai Ka Ilzaam Na De Dost,
Is Vaqt Ko Puch Ki Kis Vaqt Teri Yad Na Aai...

A Muslim Couple Came Out of Court After Divorce,

Husband - Ab Humare Beech Koyi Rishta Nahi,
Vife - Aisaa Mat Bolo,
Hum Ab Bhi, Mausere Bhaai Behan To Hai...

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

Bhikhari Ne Fon Kia - Hello Taj Hotel,
Ha Ji
1 Pizza
1 Biryani
1 RasMalai Bhej Do
Taj - Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir,

Bhikari - Allah K Nam Pe Bhej Do...