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Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

thought of the day:-BETTER TO DO SOMETHING IMPERFECTLY THAN TO DO NOTHING FLAWLESSLY

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye,
Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita,
Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....

tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,
Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,
Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,
Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida.

Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge,
Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge,
Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu.
Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.

E Raat inni Suni kyon hundi ae,
Sabnu apne Muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae,
E Muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae..............
Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.

pyaar= dukho ka bazer
prei= dukho ka kharidar
pemika= dukho ki dukandar
mata-pita= bich ki diwar
behen= salahkar
bhai= pitane ko tyiar
ye hai LOVE ka BIG BAZAR

Pata hai HUM CloroMint kyu khate hain


Kyuki



Five star,
Dairy milk,
Perk,
Kit KAT




50 Paise me nahi milti!








DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA

ISHQ KARNAY K B KUCH AADAB HOTE HI
JAGTI ANKHON MAY B KUCH KHAWAB HOTE HI
HAR KOI ROO DAY YE ZARORI NAI
KISI K ANKHON ME B SAYLAB HOTE HI

smile may never leave u, tears may never touch u, hopes may never disappoint u, life may bcome very sweet for u

A prayer is nt a spare wheel dat u pulout wen u r in trouble...A prayer is a steering wheel dat directs d right path thru out ur life...

positive pictures come from negatives developed in dark room,whenever u find your life in dark,understand that God is working on beautiful pictures of your life,

Jani jin tufano me logo ke ashiyane ujad jate hai, un tufano me hum apni underwear sukhate hai!

Kisi ki katil adao ke hum mare hai,
isliye log kahte hai hum bichare hai,
sangam to hota hai har ek lahro ka ek hi samandar main,
phir kyu har ek ke alag alag kinare hai.

Muddat se koi shaks rulane nahi aaya, jalti hui ankhon ko bhujane nahi aaya, kehthe the sath jeyege aur marenge, aaj akeli hu to manane nahi aaya.

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai

MUMBAI_SMS
Pehle Usne=P
Kaha
Fir Usne=R
Kaha
Fir usne=E
Kaha
Fir usne=M
Kaha

Is tarha zalim ne PREM
ke tukde tukde Kar Diye.

\('.')/Hands up ( ) / \@@ agr apni jan pyari hai to
jitne bhi sms hai sb send kro
KHABRDAR Aur Wo
Draft me kya hai?
Wo b bhejo. . . . . .

Good NT.
Ab tum sochoge ki good NT is waqt kyun?
SIMPLe!
Phone mera,
Msg mera,
Paisa mera.
Jo man mein aaye wo bheju,

YE LE HAPPY diwali.

kya kar Loge?

Mere Khwabo Me Aana Unka Kasur Tha,
Unse Dil Lagana Hamara Kasur Tha,
Woh Aaye The Zindagi Me Pal Do Pal Ke Liye,
Par Unko jindgi samaj lena hamara kasur tha.

U NID FUN:
Mera naam joker
U NID FRND:
Hm tumhare hai sanam
U NID PEACE:
Main hu na
U NID HELP:
Hm saath saath hai
U NID CASH.?






Ham aap k hai kaun?

CID - Why criminals leave their finger prints after their crime?
Santa - sir, criminals are uneducated.
If they are educated, they would leave their signature..

Loving you
I want to take care of you
As you take care of me
I want to hear your troubles and your joys
I want to encourage you
As you choose to follow life

Kabhi to sab jaane pehchane lagte hai,
kabhi to apne bhi begane lagte hai,
wo hamein chhod gaye to ehsas hua,
Kabhi kabhi kisiko samajhne me zamane lagte hai…

Hum pass rahe ya door,
par Dil se Dil ko mila sakte hai,
na khat na lafz ke mohtaaz hai hum,
par apke dill ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai…

Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai,
Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai,
Aur agar dil bhi chup ho to?
Toh Log bolte hai
“Ram Naam Satya Hai”

in the walk of life,
Dont worry of people
moving ahead of you!
take your own time,
But once you are ready to run,make sure u r the best of all!
good morning!

aapki najro ne unhe ghayal kar diya...

unki najro ne aapko paagal kar diya...

in panktiyon kaa yahi hai mane...

ek ko hospital le jaayen aur dusre ko paagalkhane...

aaapki yaado me ham paagal ho gaye...

hamari yaado me vo ghayal hp gaye...

itna dhoka diya unhone hame...

ki ham sabse pyaar karne ke kaabil ho gaye...

How to hit ur target
1. study the situation
2. note all the possibilities
3.work with sincerity.
4.wait for ur time and hit the target

santa ji aapko kabhi kisise pyar hua hai
santa-han,par woh manti hi nahin
kya bolti hai?
bolti hai i love u 2
par yeh dusra kaun hai?

Sometimes in life its difficult to decide wats wrong?
A lie thatdrwas a smile on ur face
Or
The truth that brings tears in our eyes.

palkon mein ek sapna ho,
in sitaron mein bhi ek jahan tera apna ho,
chand ho tarein ho taron ki baarat ho,
jeevan ke har mord par jahan ki har khushi tere sath ho..

haanji
kya chahiye ?
kuch dhundrahe ho
shayad sms
kuyn?
aap bhejte ho kabhi

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hai
Tum samander kee baat karti ho
Log aankhon me doob jatey hai

Luv is fashion.

But Frndship is ocean.

Fashion will change.

But Ocean will never change!
Dats Friendship

I’ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I’m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World …

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*

Love-a set of
HEART

Attraction-a set of
style

Marriege-a set of
LIFE

But

Frendship- a set of
“YOU”

1day I may die
wiTout sayng
gud bye2 U!
Bt I’ll nevr
4get2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U hve givn
me 1of loveliest
friendship ever in
my life!

Have u ever THANKED frnds.
For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their taps at ur back?
Their way of calling ur name?

Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
“small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:

koi ladki hume thukraye;
iske hamey koi gum nahi,
badnaseeb to wo ladki hey;
jiske naseeb mey hum nahi

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() ',jj()
()( /. )()
Happy Ganeshotsav!
May Lord Ganesha bring Happiness & Prosperity to u & ur family!

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@(.=.)@
() ',jj()
()( /. )()
G- Gives u
A- Always
N- New
E- Energy
S-Spirit &
H- Hapiness in life!
GANPATI BAPPA MORYA!!!

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)

SWEET DAY
SWEET MORNING
SWEET HOPES
SWEET PLANS
SWEET EFFORTS
SWEET SUCCESS
SWEET FEELINGS
I wish u a SWEET & SUCCESSFUL day!
Gud morning :-)

Making relations is very simple but keeping it is very difficult!
If i fail anytime, give me grace marks & promote me coz I dont wanna lose a gud frd like u!! :-)

Chehre ki hansi se har gam chhupao,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao,
Khud na rootho kabhi par sabko manaao,
Raaz haiye zindgi ka bas jeete chale jao..

frndship isnt -i'm sorry but kaminay sab teri galti hai,
its not about i m here 4 u
but kahan hai hrami ...
its not - i understand but sab teri vaja se hua manhus..........