Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Damn, is it really that time of the year? The time when you have to study? The time where all of your sleeping hasn''t paid off? Why oh why do we have finals?

Why do they call them finals?
They''re not final. If you fail you have to come back :(

As long as there are finals there will be prayer in public schools.

Whats the point of studying for "finals" if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

I have this test tomorrow....
I need to study you see...
I probably be on later...
But don''t wait up for me!!!

Twas the night before finals, and all throught the dorm, not a creatures was partying, not even wild Norm. The students were studying, so they wouldn''t fail, and not make it to college and end up in jail. Boy, that didn''t work you see, they all flunked, and now are locked in a cell with no key. All this junk was for no good, the students felt dumb, stupid, and unnamed, for they studied the wrong subjects, boy they were ashamed!

They say you should eat a candy bar before you take your finals to have enough energy... *I''m out buying a box of snickers!*

Off to fight crime and save the world...Right after I take my finals...

No wonder why they call it "finals" it''s your final day to live.
Taking my Finals...

Latin is a language, as dead as it can be
First it killed the romans, now it''s killing me.

Grrr... studying hard for my finals.. talk to you later after my brain explodes :-)

I hate having finals. I have to learn everything that I was supposed to be learning all semester … in one week what''s with that???

It''s that time of year again...
the word we all dread...
FINALS =-O

Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the lord I won''t go nutty,
for if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do don''t pitty me at all,
just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my professer I did my best,
now I lay me down to rest,
and pray ill pass tomorrow''s test.
But if I die before I wake,
that''s one less test ill have to TAKE!

Look up "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" in the dictionary....next to that, you''ll see 7:30 a.m. finals!!! Why oh why must they make the experience any worse than it already is???

I''m making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can''t really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we''re learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU''RE RUINING MY DAY!

Math tutor: $40 a week
Photocopy of the final: $25
Not having to study the day before your final: priceless

Studying for finals....
the one thing you can''t cheat on ^_^

I am preparing to get together everything that I need to prepare for my pre-studying break before I study for my exams.
Yeah, so I''m a procrastinator.

I wasn''t cheating ... I was just looking at the answers

SOL Time...:-(
Shit
Outta
Luck

I am currently doing research on the effects of sleep depervation on a college student. I am starting off with 3 to 4 hours a night and am going to see how low I can get before I sleep through one of my tests. IM me if you would like to be a test subject along with me....

Studying for finals. I know its shocking! Save me, call me please!

Both of the words home and work are four letter words...well so is poop, doing my CRAPPY homework:-(

Go to school high
Study high
Get high scores
Studying and getting high for my finals.

I could study for the test or study your boyfriends body i''m taking the body see you later

I could study for the test or study my boyfriends body i''m taking the body see you later

Gotta go and study for finals- can''t ya feel my excitement?

Guess who''s gonna fail???





YOU!!!! HAHAHA!

Why do they call them finals? It''s not like it is really the final test we are gonna take!!!!