Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm 2 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instruction givn
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice
3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly
Last 10 mins. relax!!!

2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever 12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils. catch d live action starting on 3 march.

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

What S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY well Oh god I have to STUDY more!

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain

ti fir ye EXAM bar bar Q?
jago student jago!

AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs

CYCLE:
Macmillan



TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell



TELESCOPE:
Galileo



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Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai





























yeh galat hai


















EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO

jab question paper ho out of control ,
answer sheet ko karke fold,
aeroplane bana ke bol ..
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all is fail!

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
>TENSION AAJ KAL.
>PACK UP SID.
>WANTED 35.
>PASSING DREAMS.
>AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
>MARKS MILE.
> 3 FAILUR

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked

Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...: If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Continue reading

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!

Student's Exam life

9 am- wake up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking to score 80%

1pm- Lunch & den sleep

5pm-Tea

6pm- Thinking to score 60%

9pm-Dinner

10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!

Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

one of the best caption writen on a clock in an exam-room.. :-
"TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?"..

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

4 things boys d in exam hall:

1. Counting number Of girls...
2. Flirting with Lady Invigilator...
3. Reading the Brand Name Of Pen...
4. Thinking's to study for Next Exam...

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm



'SSF'






'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION' ;->

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:

1) Sleeping.

2) Eating.

3) Sms.

4) Watch Movies.

5) Chat with Friendz.

6) Dream Of Touching Books.

7) Asking Others "Kuch Parha Kya"..

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

do dilo ki dhadkano me ek saaz hota hai
sabko apni apni mohobbat pe naaz hota hai
usme se har ek bewafa nahi hota
uski bewafai ke peeche bhi koi raaz hota hai

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!