Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Question:
Aisa konsa driver
he jise license nai chahiye?
Ans:
Screwdriver

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Ek Ladki Bahot Masoom Thi...






























Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..
Joke To Upar Tha..
Ladki Or masoom...
.NEVER.

Arz he-
Dil
CHEER
k
Dikhaon
to
Dard
Dhund
Na
Paoge


DIL
CHEER
K
Dikhaon
to
Dard
Dhund
Na
Paoge..



Kyuki..

Dard To Mere SIR me he

Ek kana kisi Ladki ko Propose kare to konsa geet gayega?


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1 najar se b Pyar hota hai, maine suna hai

What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

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Pura din nange ghumenge ,

or

jab nahane ke liye jayenge

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to swimming suit pehan ke jayenge !

No matter how 'Classy'

"Moron,

Idiot,

Stupid,

Dumb,

Geek"

&

such words may sound

Kisi ko 'KUTTA' bolne ka maza hi alag hota hai...!!

Chuho Ka Aatank To Dekho




























Sara Sms kha gaye!

Mai
agar
kahu
tumsa
Haseen
Kainat
me
Nhi
Hai
Koi
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To Yar Yaqin mat Karna
Insan Pareshani me Kuch Ulta Seeda Bol Hi Jata hai

Niche Jao or Pao 1 Ldki K Photo






Or Niche








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or Niche




YAKIN Nhi Hota
"AAP"
Ldki k Liye Itna niche gir shakte ho

Dil karta he tumhari jheel si neeli ankhon me dub jau...




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par kambakht mujhe tairna nahi aata.

Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai..

magar.


magar.


Magar Us Ke Ghar Ke Kuttay Se Dar Lagta h

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ..





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"Chal Be Chal Mere Gift Wapis Kar"

Kamyab insan banne k 3 tarike
1


2


3

Bhutni k pehle insan to banja
Phir Sochiyo Kamyab Hone k bare m

Just Dial My Number





Aur Bataye





apni GIRLFRND ka Address.


Fir dekhe...





Kaam Hamara





aur Naam Tumhara :-)

Arz kiya he

Apki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi -2



Jaise naye darwaze me BUFFALO fas gayi!!!

agr koi
Aapki tarif kare,
Aapko smart kahe,
To 1 THAPPAD marna
Uski himmat kaise huyi
aapko APRILFOOL banane ki vo Bhi September Me...

Dil krta he k tere Nazuk Hoto ko chum lu
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but
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Teri Behti Hui Nak Ne Mera Irada Badal Diya

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule



PEHLI bar is tarah khao
ki dusri bar
milega nhi



DUSRI bar is tarah khao
ki pehli bar khaya hi nhi

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Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Me Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti To Film Ka Naam Kya Hota?



Mog li-Aazam

Tumhari Yaad Me hum
Is Kadar Rote He





ki







Padosi Hamare AAnsuon
Se Bartan Dhote Hai....

Kutta puch q hilata he..?


Socho...










Simple yaar





Qki puch to Kutte ko hila nahi sakti

What is common between Zindagi ka Safar & women?









Koi samjha nahi koi jana nahi.

aap Aise Don ho jiske Paas har Taale ki Chabi hai...
Bole to???






DON + Key= Donkey.

Insaan apne aap ko sabse zyada insecure kab feel karta hai....??

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Tab

jab wo aise toilet mein baitha ho

jisme kundi na ho

Aaj Mene
2 Kasme Khai He..



1) Parai Ladki Pe Nazar Nahi
Dalunga..









2) Kisi B Ladki Ko
Paraai Nhi Manunga.

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus ek stop pe khade the...

bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai

per

Amitabh nahin jata

Qyo???

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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

ab kya...

Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!!
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Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga.....!!!

Apna Baccha Roye toh Dil men Dard hota hai,

Aur

Dusre ka Roye toh Sir Mein...:'( >:O

Apni Biwi Roye toh Sir mein dard hota hai,

Aur

Dusre ki Roye toh dil mein.. :'(
Uparwale Yeh kaisi maaya!!!!