Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

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9 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1time tha
Jab MURGA hame awaz de k jagata tha
Aur aaj ka time h hum MURGE ko msg bhej k jagate h
Jago mere MURGE jago
Aur bolo KUKDE..Ku

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Isko kahte hain...












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Mere SMS ko padne ka JUNOON..

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Aaj Ki Taazaaa Khabr !!
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Newspaper Me Hogi Jarur Padh Lena

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dil tho karta hai k Chor Jao Ye duniya

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Phir khayal ata hai

Duniya Mein Pehle hi khubsurat logo ki kami hai... :p

Nahi jana program cancel

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Aasman Fata
Dharti hIll Gayi'
Apne Socha hamSE Mukti mill GayI..'
Or ham Jarasa buzy kya huE
ApnE Smzha k musibAThi Tall GayI.'

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Aapko meri Konsi aadat buri lagti hai?
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Reply kiya to bohot pitoge...:)
Jaisa hoon mast hoon
Adjust karlo chup chap

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dosto raat ko parhtay Parhtay Aik Khayaal Aya...

Phir Kya??

Pen Uthaya Aur Likh dali Aik nai equation
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Bed Razai= Bhaar Me gai Parhai :P

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The most heart breaking moment in our childhood :'(

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Jb ghar aye hue mehmano k diye hue 500 rs mumy vaps le leti thi :'(

'La beta tu kho dega'

11 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Badaam Khane se Utni Aql Nahi Aati,
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Jitni Dhoka Khane Se Aati Hai...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto

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Lekin

Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage

to Smjho k

Tumhe Pyar

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Nahi hua :P

ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar
Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir
Mummi ki awaz aae : "Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi."=)).

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teri 1 angrai lene se mera dum nikal sa jata He


Ae zalim



'deodrent' lagane mei tera kya jata he

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Agar
Koi apko Kahay " Oye INSAN Ban!
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Ek Bar
Koshish Zarur Kar Lena..
Baaqi Allah Ki Marzi. Hahahahah

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

EK APP HO JO
"payare ho
"kabil ho
"smart ho
"sunder ho
AUR EK HUM HE JO ITNA JUTH BOLTE HE

11 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Agar
mere
msg
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aap
pareshan
ho
or
gussa
bhi
aiata
ho
to
aap
jhuta
ya
danda
le kar
sarpar
marlo kyunki hum nai sudhrenge

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Wo ladki aaj b thand me mar rahi
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Jisko maine 1 bar kaha tha..
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Tum bin swetar k Katrina Kaif lagti
ho...;)

11 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

My real attitude.!

"Mujh se Nafrat ya pyar tabhi Karna

jab Mere bare me sab Kuch jante ho...:)

Naa ki Jab kisi Or se mere bare me suna ho..!

Mind it....

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Anda
Anda Bhujiya
Omlate
Chicken
mutan
Macchi Fry
Chupke Se Padna &
Delete Kar Dena.
Bcz
ye Nonvag Mesg H
Kahte H Ye Gande Hote He

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he

Besan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.

wah wah

Besan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.

wah wah

6 Cylinder Sarkar degi Baki ki Gas Khud banao

PETROLIUM MANTRALAYA DWARA JAN HIT ME JARI...

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahi hai..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Plz take a minute to solve this question !
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it's complicated I know..
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ye melody itani chocolaty kyun hai ????

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By AJIT COOL # 8685

Ye Zindagi Bahut Chhoti Si Hai Yaaro..
Enjoy Kar Lo..
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Kya Pata..
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Kab Pyaar Ho Jaye
AuR Zindagi Tabah Ho Jaye,

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Shahrukh's age- 47

Katrina's age- 28

Anushka's age- 23

The Question is:

Kab tak SRK apne se aadhe umar ki ladkio k sath romance karenge?

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Ans:

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Jawaharlal Nehru ne kaha, "aalas sabse bada shatru hai."

Mahatma Gandhi ne kaha, "hamesha apne shatru se prem karo."
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Ab kiski sunein? Bapu ki ya Chachu ki..?

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut..

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1. I Love u.

2. Aapki kasam.

3. U r my 1st love.

4. Balance nahi hai.

5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.

6. Parents sath mein hai.

and

7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

after ishq wala love

what next do u expect from bollywood...

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chai wali tea...

hawa wali wind...

kutta wala dog.... :XDXD

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hum apko satate rhenge,

Marte dum tak post karte rhenge,

Aur

jis din koi post nhi aya hamara,

Doston smajh lena

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Agle din krunga kamino!

Itni jaldi nai marunga...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"

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Awesome Answer By Students :

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"Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade

Hote Hain..!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark hota hai…..??

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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hain

Aur

girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Universal Truth:
Aap Kitne Bhi Badey Angrez
Ban
jaye Lekin,
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Hindi Mein “Galiyaan” Dene
Ka Maza Hi Kuch Alag Hota
hai…

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