1time thaJab MURGA hame awaz de k jagata thaAur aaj ka time h hum MURGE ko msg bhej k jagate hJago mere MURGE jagoAur bolo KUKDE..Ku
Isko kahte hain..................Mere SMS ko padne ka JUNOON..
Aaj Ki Taazaaa Khabr !!...................................Newspaper Me Hogi Jarur Padh Lena
Dil tho karta hai k Chor Jao Ye duniya...........Phir khayal ata haiDuniya Mein Pehle hi khubsurat logo ki kami hai... :pNahi jana program cancel
Aasman FataDharti hIll Gayi'Apne Socha hamSE Mukti mill GayI..'Or ham Jarasa buzy kya huEApnE Smzha k musibAThi Tall GayI.'
Aapko meri Konsi aadat buri lagti hai?..................Reply kiya to bohot pitoge...:)Jaisa hoon mast hoonAdjust karlo chup chap
Dosto raat ko parhtay Parhtay Aik Khayaal Aya...Phir Kya??Pen Uthaya Aur Likh dali Aik nai equation-------Bed Razai= Bhaar Me gai Parhai :P
The most heart breaking moment in our childhood :'(..........Jb ghar aye hue mehmano k diye hue 500 rs mumy vaps le leti thi :'('La beta tu kho dega'
Badaam Khane se Utni Aql Nahi Aati,.Jitni Dhoka Khane Se Aati Hai...
Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto...LekinJab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lageto Smjho kTumhe Pyar...Nahi hua :PZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..
Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon , , . . Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO? phir Mummi ki awaz aae : "Sharab Haram he, aur wo Haramzadi."=)).
Teri 1 angrai lene se mera dum nikal sa jata HeAe zalim'deodrent' lagane mei tera kya jata he
AgarKoi apko Kahay " Oye INSAN Ban!.to . ........Ek BarKoshish Zarur Kar Lena..Baaqi Allah Ki Marzi. Hahahahah
EK APP HO JO"payare ho"kabil ho"smart ho"sunder hoAUR EK HUM HE JO ITNA JUTH BOLTE HE
Agarmeremsgseaappareshanhoorgussabhiaiatahotoaapjhutayadandale karsarparmarlo kyunki hum nai sudhrenge
Wo ladki aaj b thand me mar rahih,Jisko maine 1 bar kaha tha.......-...Tum bin swetar k Katrina Kaif lagtiho...;)
My real attitude.!"Mujh se Nafrat ya pyar tabhi Karnajab Mere bare me sab Kuch jante ho...:)Naa ki Jab kisi Or se mere bare me suna ho..!Mind it....
AndaAnda BhujiyaOmlateChickenmutanMacchi FryChupke Se Padna &Delete Kar Dena.Bczye Nonvag Mesg HKahte H Ye Gande Hote He
Arz kiya heBesan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.wah wahBesan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.wah wah6 Cylinder Sarkar degi Baki ki Gas Khud banaoPETROLIUM MANTRALAYA DWARA JAN HIT ME JARI...
main bewakoofmain bewakoofmain bewakoofmain bewakoofmain bewakoofmain bewakoofahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahi hai..
Plz take a minute to solve this question !............it's complicated I know....................................ye melody itani chocolaty kyun hai ????
Ye Zindagi Bahut Chhoti Si Hai Yaaro..Enjoy Kar Lo....Kya Pata...........Kab Pyaar Ho JayeAuR Zindagi Tabah Ho Jaye,
Shahrukh's age- 47Katrina's age- 28Anushka's age- 23The Question is:Kab tak SRK apne se aadhe umar ki ladkio k sath romance karenge?.....Ans:JAB TAK HAIN JAANJAB TAK HAIN JAANJAB TAK HAIN JAAN
Jawaharlal Nehru ne kaha, "aalas sabse bada shatru hai."Mahatma Gandhi ne kaha, "hamesha apne shatru se prem karo."..............Ab kiski sunein? Bapu ki ya Chachu ki..?
Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut.....1. I Love u.2. Aapki kasam.3. U r my 1st love.4. Balance nahi hai.5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.6. Parents sath mein hai.and7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.
after ishq wala lovewhat next do u expect from bollywood....:...chai wali tea...hawa wali wind...kutta wala dog.... :XDXD
Hum apko satate rhenge,Marte dum tak post karte rhenge,Aurjis din koi post nhi aya hamara,Doston smajh lena--...Agle din krunga kamino!Itni jaldi nai marunga...
"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"...Awesome Answer By Students :..."Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut BadeHote Hain..!
Friend or girlfriend me kya fark hota hai…..??..........Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hainAurgirlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai
Universal Truth:Aap Kitne Bhi Badey AngrezBanjaye Lekin,...................Hindi Mein “Galiyaan” DeneKa Maza Hi Kuch Alag Hotahai…
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