Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 64

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sonya # 295

mai 1 aisa badmas sms hu jise,
bevkuf padhthe hai,
pagal forward karte hai,
sanki save karte hai,
aur gadhe delete karte hai.
AB aap kya karoge?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Aapki life mein mithas ho cadbury jaisi, ronak ho nerolac paint jaisi, Mehak ho axe jaisi, Tazgi ho colgate jaisi, Aur tensions free rahe huggies jaisi.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sonya # 295

Machar Marne ka New Style:-
Pehle Ek Machad pakdo,Fir Use Zamin pe Lita kar GudGudi karo aur jese hi wo hasne k liye apna Muh Khole Saale ko ALLOUT Pila do !! :)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Dhokha Milta Hai Pyaar mein,
to zindagi mein udaasi chha jati hai,
socha tha chhor denge duniya ko,Kambakhat kya karu is dil ka,Doosri pasand aa jati hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sonya # 295

Arz hai....
Bahar aa ne se pehle fiza aa gai.......
Bahar aa ne se pehle fiza aa gai.......
our phool khilne se pehle bakri kha gai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aggu # 8382

apko moon pe jana ho to kiske pass jaoge...?









socho


or socho


are yar ranbir kapoor ke pass
quki uske pockt me rockethai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Babu # 6470

pyar nahin to collage bekar..... ............. sugar nahin to coffee bekar................... dream nahin to night bekar................... aap jesa dost nahin to dosti bekar...................

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

Ye Zaruri To Nai K Aag Se Jal Jye Insan

Kuch Log To Muje Dekh K Bhi Jal Jate He
He He

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anjni # 314

Agr Main Sms Ka Rply N Karu Ya Mis Call N Kar Pau Ya Kabhi Call N Karu To Samajh Lijiyega..."@SMS QUEEN@"Aaram Farma RahI Hein!par PRAJA seva karti rahey..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

Kabi Kabi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata He..

K

Jub Bijli Nai Hoti to Bill Kaha Se Aata hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anjni # 314

Gana sunoge ?00o0oo0ooo0oooo0ooooo0oooooo0oooooooHuzur 13 13 1313 13 13 1313 13 13 13Surur.Focut me to aisa hi milega.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

Meri yad k bavarchi khane me

tere nam ka chulha jalta he

teri yad k chaval pakte hen

mera roz pateela jalta he

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anjni # 314

I m not decent,I m not good,I m Stupid,I m Mental,I m Idiot,Aisa Q Sochtey Ho Tum, Tum Jese B hoMere Dost ho....;-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

BOY: ?
GIRL: $

B: @
G: ~

B: *
G: !

Kuch Samjha
Tere Kya Samajh Me Aayega

Abe wo dono Goongay he
Isharo Me baate kar rahe hai

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat
Hurry up

Jaldi

Quickly

Come on yar

JUB Uper delete krne ko
keh dia to Padh q raha hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Avnish # 624

No balance pls call me urgent
























Is sms ko apne doston ko bhejo aur dekho kitne bewkoof ise pura nahi padhte..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Avnish # 624

Zaleel hone ka nayaab tareeka


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Zaleel hone ke liye kitne betaab ho. ki tareeka dhoondh rahe ho:-)

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Anjni # 314

Mirza Galib farmate hain.
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"



Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film 'Ghajini' or 'Tere naam' dekh lo. (".")

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By addu # 391

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 129

RAVINDRANATH TAGORE sharmayenge to unhe kya kahenge?
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SHARMILA TAGORE!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By addu # 391

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya computer, kya e-mail.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 134

Om Puri was kidnapped! The police had to rescue him. What name did police give to the rescue mission?










'SAVE PURI'!
:->. Goodnight, sweet dreams.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By addu # 391

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By addu # 391

Always Love Wife,
No life without wife,
Wife se pyar karo,
Wife k sath wafadar & imaandar raho Yeh mat socho k
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“WIFE KIS KI HAI”

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Akash # 156

is NOV,DEC,aur JAN ME RELEASE hone wali FILMS

1.Tension ajkal
2.Back up sid
3. Wanted 40
4.TermWork dreams
5.Ajab syllabus ka ghajab paper

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sonya # 295

sitaaron se aage bhi koi jahan hoga.........
jo na dekha woh samaa hoga.........
us jahan ke saare haseen nazaron ki kasam.......
aapse pyaara dost wahaan bhi na hoga!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akash # 156

I Love Three Things-
1.PIZZA
2.PEPSI
3......U
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PIZZA to Eat..
PEPSI to Drink..
And U.....





Hellooo....Table kaun Saaf karega.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sonya # 295

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

9 in 1 msg 4 u 1)Hi! 2)How r u? 3)Hope u r ok? 4)Miss u! 5)Miss me? 6)Be happy! 7)Takecare 8)Bye 9)Aab mat kehna ki hum yaad nahi karte Gudnght nd swtdrms

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sonya # 295

Aye Khuda aaj barsat ho jaye,
Kum sekum ek katori pani bhar jaye,
Jo mujhe 'SMS' na karta ho uska
Mobile usme doob Jaye,
"Na rahega phone na bajegi tune".

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Jis pal aap dil se muskurange, aapni hasi me humari jhalak payenge. Na samajhana ki saath na diya humne, paltkar dekhoge to har raah par hume hi paoge.

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