Never kiss a police woman. she ''ll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she ''ll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She ''ll repeat it 10 times.
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don''t bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
U can control ur Breath but not Death
U can control ur Life but not ur Wife
U can control ur emotions but not
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LOOSE MOTION. . . ;->
G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
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Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don''t Worry Abt My Life. . .
I''m A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER... ;->
Pakistani Courses:-
MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies
CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban
IIT:-Islamic Institute of Terrorism
JEE:-Jehadi Entrance Exam.
A Touching Story... ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returnd the love bite to the mosquito. . .
The next day. . .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .
What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha
Wat words starts with''S'' n ends with''X''. It has a lot of ups n down movements
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I know wat u r thinking perfect.
it''s SENSEX...
Nxt generation child wil sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went 2 royal bar,
Whisky rates r up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near da college campus
He wrote:
"Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,Wait 4 d Teachers" ;->